I have been driving for nearly 10 years... I would think I should have noticed the little secret on my dashboard that was staring me in the face the whole time....I didn't...and I bet you didn't either...Have you ever rented or borrowed a car and when arriving at the gas station wondered...hmmm, which side is the gas filler cap?My normal solution was to stick my head out the window, strain my neck and look, try to see in the side mirrors or even get out of the car! Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to share with you my little secret so you will no longer look like Ace Ventura on your way to the gas station or put your neck at risk of discomfort or injury.If you look at your gas gauge, you will see a small icon of a gas pumpThe handle of the gas pump will extend out on either the left or right side of the gas pumpIf your tank is on the left, the handle will be on the left  If your tank is on the right, the handle will be on the right. It is that simple!

    Have you ever noticed a long clear or white thin hair that randomly seems to pop out of no where on random locations of your body? I don't know how or why this happens but what I do know is that these hairs kick ass. When I find one I can't tell you how happy I get. Unfortunalty they don't last forever. I just discovered one on my upper calf. It's about 4 1/2 inches long. I've had it for 2 weeks now.I hope it never falls out.

    Well if you share my passion of random long clear thin hairs let me know. Is it on your arm? leg? stomach? Is it more than 4 1/2 inches? I'll take a picture and post tomorrow it if anyone needs proof. Remember, when it comes to hair "short and thick makes you sick, long and thin, for the win"

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    Back in the day, people used to be killed in some horrific manor if they were suspected of being a witch. Today however, witches run free without any consequenes. I think this is wrong. Witches are starting to infect out society more than ever before and we are doing nothing about it. I can't remember the last time I've been to the mall and have not seen a witch. They like to hang out at malls because they can cast spells on many people there. The most common spell at the mall is the "McKingbell" spell. It's easy to recognize people under this spell, there are usually two obese parents pushing a stroller with at least 3 overweight children begging for toys or candy. A sure sign is if the oldest overweight son has pizza sauce smeared across his face and his shirt is too small with his stomach hanging out a little. It is highly recommended that you avoid people under the McKingbell spell.

      Another spell to avoid is the "Shuggy" spell. This spell usually affects African Americans. It causes th ... Read more ...

To all of the racist out there....

The earliest uses of "Black Friday" come from or reference Philadelphia and refer to the heavy traffic on that day, an implicit comparison to the extremely stressful and chaotic experience of Black Tuesday (the 1929 stock-market crash). The earliest known reference to "Black Friday" (in this sense), found by Bonnie Taylor-Blake of the American Dialect Society, refers to Black Friday 1965 and makes the Philadelphia origin explicit:

JANUARY 1966 -- "Black Friday" is the name which the Philadelphia Police Department has given to the Friday following Thanksgiving Day. It is not a term of endearment to them. "Black Friday" officially opens the Christmas shopping season in center city, and it usually brings massive traffic jams and over-crowded sidewalks as the downtown stores are mobbed from opening to closing.

The term Black Friday began to get wider exposure around 1975, as shown by two newspaper articles from Novembe ... Read more ...

Every now and then I'll feel a tickle in my ass crack (no it's not sperm) . I do what any normal human being would do and scratch. As I scratch I feel some sort of pull or tug up my whole crack, that's when I know exactly why I'm itching. I slowly pull out a 14" long black strand of hair. I don't know about any of you, but hair that is not attached to a head creeps me out. As I gag a little I realize that the hair belongs to my Mom. As I gag even more I decided to get to the bottom of this. I needed to know how these hairs got in my ass crack and taint. I narrowed it down to three possibilities:

1) My mom sneaks in my room at night and pulls one of her hairs out and puts it in my crack.

2) My mom secretly unrolls an entire roll of TP and re-rolls it with her hair in there.

3) She puts her hair in the dryer so it'll stick to underwear and what not.

If I had to put money on it I'd go with number 3, but I have no proof. If I ever figure this out I will let everyone know. M ... Read more ...