HOW TO GET FEATURED.

After numerous amounts of people asking me how to get Featured, Ive decided to help those out in a blog so you to all those who are interested can at least try to get a Featured. Please note that after following these steps, you are not 100% guaranteed to get a Featured. So, without any furthermore ado here are what I, and probably most users do to achieve their goals.

1.   Upload something you feel that is unique, funny, original, and something that nobody else has seen or uploaded already from various amounts of websites. (EX: Dont upload something that is already on this website or that is on somebody elses website that has been viewed by thousands of peoples.)

2.   Search the website for any media that has been or hasnt ... Read more ...

1. In Santa's lap.

2. At the gym, in a row of treadmills (nobody can run away!)

3. During takeoff of a lunar space mission (you're stuck with these guys for months).

4. In American Apparel pants (so tight, the fart will get stuck like a bubble).

5. At a job interview (when they ask for your strongest skills).

4a. At the Gyno.

5a. On your grandmother's face.

6. On your grandmother's grave.

7. In a canoe with a rusty bottom (it's likely to sink).

8. While having sex with your dream girl for the first time.

9. While having sex with your dream girl for the last time.

10. When your wife asks you if she looks fat in her wedding dress.

11. When you have to take a shit.

12. In a rented car (if it's wet, they may charge you, as long as you leave as much fart in the car as when you picked it up).

13. While bending over to shake hands with an angry midget.

14. In a hot tub just after the jets power down.

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I was at my local mall the other day to go buy a late Mother's Day gift when I came upon two teens that went to go up the escalator to the second floor. I was parallel to them because I chose to taken the staircase. However, when one went up the escalator he tripped as he was getting off and hit himself on the last stair that goes up. All I remember was seeing him fall slow-motion and hearing a loud thump. Everybody stopped and just stared. The teen then got up and walked away with his friend as if nothing happen. I couldn't stop laughing so I had to turn the other way. To makes matter even more funnier, it just happen to be two Jewish teens. (I knew because they had yam micas (however you spell it)). I just never witness something so random and funny. 

SAN DIEGO - Dozens of San Diego State University students were arrested after a sweeping drug investigation found that some fraternity members openly dealt drugs and one even sent a mass text message advertising cocaine, authorities said Tuesday.

Two kilograms of cocaine were seized, along with 350 Ecstasy pills, marijuana, psychedelic mushrooms, hash oil, methamphetamine, illicit prescription drugs, several guns and at least $60,000 in cash, authorities said.

Of the 96 people arrested, 75 were students. Eighteen of the students were arrested Tuesday when nine search warrants were executed at various locations including fraternities, said Jesse Rodriguez, San Diego County assistant district attorney.

The undercover probe, dubbed Operation Sudden Fall, was sparked by the cocaine overdose death of a student in May 2007, authorities said. As the investigation continued, another student, from Mesa College, died Feb. 26 of ... Read more ...

A woman accused of running down a man in her car after a Red Sox-Yankees argument in a bar never hit her brakes as she accelerated toward the small group he was in, a prosecutor said Monday.

"She never braked, and she accelerated at a high speed for about 200 feet. She went directly at this group of people," prosecutor Susan Morrell said of Ivonne Hernandez, who is charged with reckless second-degree murder in the death early Friday of Matthew Beaudoin, 29.

Authorities won't describe the argument beforehand in Slade's Food & Spirits, but witnesses said it heated up when Hernandez identified herself as a New York Yankees fan. Like the rest of New Hampshire, Nashua, 45 miles northwest of Boston, is Red Sox country.

Bartender Tanya Moran said the argument spilled outside, and at least one person in a group that included Beaudoin began chanting "Yankees suck!" when they saw a Yankees sticker on Hernandez's car.

Hernandez, 43, allegedly gunned her car and struck Bea ... Read more ...