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Saturday, October 31st, 2009, 12:59pm EDT

JOE LEGAL vs. JOSE ILLEGALYou have two families: "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal". Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California .

 

Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted. Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".

 

Ready? Now pay attention...Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has $31,231.00.

Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.00 per year.

 

Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00.

 

Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for h ... Read more ...

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Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009, 07:59pm EDT

Just a brief blog but I am happy to say I have reached Legendary status on EBW....first time. 

I AM LEGEND!!

Thanks to everyone who watches and rates my uploads, hopefully some of you enjoyed them.

 

 

 

and now you can go back to "How often did you suck admins dick to get so many features?" comments

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Thursday, September 17th, 2009, 06:49pm EDT

You are going to like this. True story. It was the end of 8th grade, and my best friend threw a little party because his parents were away for a couple days. What kind of party can a 8th grader throw, you know? So only about over 9000 people showed up. 6 dudes...1 girl. Just as you would expect, some crazy shit happened. This girl was a freak, but hot as hell. She would always have that seductive look on her face... the kind that gets you aroused just by looking at her. We were all good friends in school, but never really chilled outside of it. We were all about 14, and really sexually inexperienced. This girl however, has fucked at least 20 different guys. From the moment she walked in the house, we could tell what she wanted.

 

Lost in her desire, she began to grind up on the host. They made out for about 10 mins, but this girl wanted more. She made us all go into the host's room, and play a modified version of spin the bottle. Basically, instead of just making out, she would decide what to ... Read more ...

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