This is related to the "weirdest thing ever" blogs but it's a bit long for the comments so I gave it a blog of it's own.

My friend once went to one of the weirdest places on Earth, Japan. Not for pleasure, but as part of a six-month business program for the company he was with. How weird was it? Well, there were the girls that every company had that were absolutely gorgeous. His adviser had to tell him to stay away from them because they are actually a ploy. Companies hire them so that when other companies send their best employees over for meetings or conferences they might see these gorgeous women, fall in love, then marry into the company. These girls have no other job other than to look beautiful all the time, and woe be to the man that is just an average Joe that flirts with one.Anyway...on to the real weirdness. It seems that there are vending machines everywhere in Japan. Street corners and apartment buildings and train stations all have tons of them. While he was there my friend fou ... Read more ...

I understand someone else posted a sex tips blog earlier today...so I was just too late I guess. Maybe you can find some tips here that the other guy missed, I hope. Otherwise I was obviously beaten to the punch.Chains...Understand that when chaining or caging anyone that unless they can unlock themselves they are screwed; and so are you. There are dozens of tales of masters who suffered injury or illness and their slaves couldn't go help them because they were locked up. Knowing the ropes...Using ropes is called Shibari and it's an art as well as a science. And you should definitely study it before fucking around with it. Not only do the same rules apply as with chains and cages, but it's entirely possible to force a large number of conditions on someone from not knowing what you're doing. Anything from permanent tendinitis to forcing the lungs to fill with fluid. Anyone who just thinks they are going to play a little might as well be playing Russian Roulette if they don' ... Read more ...

Although I grew up in New Jersy, you wouldn't believe it. I've got a mix of my Father's Canadian and my mother's Northeastern accents...with just a touch of Philadelphia 'cuz that's my diggs.

This site actually works very well...and it's not like those other eBaum's shill sites. You can do this quiz for free.

So how about it everyone...what does your accent sound like?

http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_american_accent_do_you_have

Anyone have an odd one?

Okay, this sounds odd, and it is, but you'll be surprised how well it works out when it's all done. Of course, start with a turkey. You will also need several of your favorite citrus fruits (lemons, lines, oranges, tangerines...whatever combination you like) and AT LEAST one big box of coarse kosher salt. Probably more for a larger turkey. This is actually really amusing to do in front of people, just to watch them sweat.

First, you will not be able to stuff the bird with stuffing. Don't even try. You will just fuck up the stuffing with this bird anyway, so instead fill the cavity with hacked up chunks of the citrus. Fill the bird full of it, then close up the hole. You can use butcher's twine. Stainless steel wire. Whatever technique you want to make sure the bird is packed full of aromatics and closed. This isn't a very unusual technique, and there are lots of people that do the stuffing outside of the bird so you won't shock anyone here.

It also won't shock them when you put the bird on a ... Read more ...

Fair warning here...this is a long blog that deals in controvertial scientific findings and hypotheses. If you can't cope with either, don't bother showing what a failure you are by commenting "too long" at the bottom; everyone knows you're just a point whore for doing crap like that.Bryan Sykes is a phenomenal researcher with a sharp mind, and he's not afraid to take a risk. Recently, he's combined some theories on genetics, evolution and Gaia hypothesis. All in a very risky way.The idea behind Gaia hypothesis is that large systems are typically self-correcting when faced with potentially damaging threats. The "spectacular" (and completely fictional) example of this would be the movie "The Day After Tomorrow" where catastrophic weather changes come about due to global warming. True Gaiaologists realize that the actual effects would be more subtle, and that they may not be man-made. For example, a species of termites moves into a region where they have no natural predators and start devastating the surroun ... Read more ...