It started off as a night just like any other.  The warming Spring breeze sweeping through the house as the curtains bellowed like friendly ghosts clamoring at the windows.  The air bore a light hint of Jasmine from a glade plug in simmering away at the hall outlet. It was, in a word, peaceful. 

Yet beneath this serene scene a corpulence lurked.  She sat hidden away from all, lurking in her parents basement, a ball of furious rage.  Illuminated only by the blue glow of her computer screen MrsNekoJeans fumed.  "How could this be", she exclaimed, nails clawing into the cardboard box which served as a crude desk.  "How could I be shunned by the Internet. They should worship me.", a woeful lament which had become all to commonplace.  Alas Neko once again found her racist, boorish, and enigmatic personality the butt of everyone's jokes. She eased back on her milk crate, "I'll show them...I'll show them all".......
As she suited up in the massive quilt of chain-mail which draped her like a circus te ... Read more ...

Let's face it people if you have ever wondered if less was really more, you're retarded. Everything is better in quantity! Who doesn't like big titties and a nice plump ass. Hell ladies, you know dam good and well you enjoy a dick like a tree. Anyone who says different is trying to sell you something.

P.S.

If you have a little dick we are all laughing at you.

Before anyone gets pissed about this just keep in mind that I was bored and just rambled off the stupidest thing I could think of.  Now go read a book or something!

I am willing to bet that almost every single user on this site is or was worried about collecting the proverbial EBW loot. Am I right or am I right.

Well I am here to lay your worries to rest! The system of points and prizes was part of the old EBW and though it still exists like the rest of the site no one is watching the shop. You may have all noticed the lack of moderation, the apparent lack of site maintenance, and the lack of anything being shipped to your waiting little hands.

Here is the deal. There are four count em four people tending this entire site and those of you who prowl around here on a regular basis know how long it takes things to load. Keeping up with it all is a daunting if not impossible task. What is being done doesn't leave anytime to worry about prizes now does it.

The old system involved one of ebaums staff going out and purchasing your "rewards" on a company credit card and then shipping them out. Well that office is obviously closed and the credit card is no ... Read more ...

This is for all of you beloved fans of EBW. Here is a little nugget of wisdom from Mikey P that you should all hear. Go to this link....you may have to cut and paste it.

http://podcast.wcmf.com/wcmf/1566504.mp3

and now for some filler.....blah blah blah blah blah fuck that guy and that other guy...blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...

How to live in a world that's politically correct?

His workers no longer would answer to "Elves".

"Vertically Challenged POLAR ASSIATANTS" they were calling themselves.

And labour conditions at the North Pole

were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.

(AND WREAK HAVOCK ON THE RECTUM THANKS TO ELLIMEM)

Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety,

Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.

And equal employment had made it quite clear

That Santa had better not use just reindeer.

So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid

Were replaced with 4 EBW fucks, and you know that looked stupid!

The runners had been removed from his sleigh;

The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A.

And people had started to call for the cops

When they heard Ellimem wanking it on their rooftops.

Second-ha ... Read more ...