So like a lot of you out there I mainly sit at a computer all day and pretend I am doing something constructive. That was going quite well until the other day when a good thing happened with adverse side effects. To explain a little, I live and work right next to ocean and I also have an office with a rather large set of windows. I also have the only office ,other than the president of the company, who faces towards the ocean. This was of little consequence previously due to the obstruction of our view by a rather large brick building. Well low and behold Friday the 25th a demolition crew showed up and tore that damn thing down. I now have an unobstructed view of the ocean and all the women walking up and down the beach. That was the good part here comes the unfortunate consequence. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is hanging out in my office to admire the "view".  All of these people work under me however I need to set a good example of work ethic so my dicking around is greatly reduced. At one point today I ha ... Read more ...

This was way too long to post as a joke but my wife insisted I submit it somehow.

I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office: I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30am. I had just packed everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already.

The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he ... Read more ...

If you happen to be one of the sad individuals who have nothing better to do than give people negative ratings then this is for you. You all need to reevaluate the reason you navigate this site. To quote an age old passage, "if you have nothing good to say then say nothing at all".  I fully realize that comments are the freedom of speech that everyone should enjoy however don't be a cunt. If you hate something say you hate it and leave the rape of parental figures and animal sodomy out of it. Believe it or not those of us who refrain from such malicious malfescence could easily send you away crying with a few strokes of the keyboard. We have seen the evil that lurks in the night and we would be more than happy to send it to your desktop. 

That being said many of the members of this site support one another and we will vote up the other members material (which generally moves it quickly to the top) and if you do not approve of the rating so be it. You should comment but don't detract from the rating ... Read more ...

In this brave new Internet world there are millions of people logged into their favorite sites everyday and for those of you reading this blog our site of choice is Ebaum's World. Within our corner of the Internet there is suddenly a huge outcry for help in gaining "erep" points. The first and foremost way to go about gaining these points is  to get your material featured so it doesn't simply languish away in the doldrums of page fifty something where only the most dedicated or the most lost will ever encounter it again. Which brings me to the point of the matter which is "How do I get featured?". For starters those of you who are new to the site should spend some time looking around at not just videos and pictures but games, flash animations, blogs, and jokes.  This will give you an idea of what current users tastes are like.  Next start commenting and rating other peoples material so other users start to recognise your name and avatar (remember if you act like an ass and piss people off they will remembe ... Read more ...