Thursday, February 9th, 2012, 06:13am EST
I gave up the dream I had to become a cartel drug kingpin, They wouldn't let me buy a plane ticket with a jar of change I took from Uncle Robs lawn mower shed. So I figured I'd try the next best thing. I've decided I want to move to Hyderabad, India to become a goat boy. Tending to the goats, keeping the goats happy and most important live with the goats. Parents, it feels so good to start to live my dreams, try to not use my batteries that I just put in the refrigerator Im saving them for if my remote dies.
Love , David
Love , David
Wednesday, February 8th, 2012, 02:41pm EST
I'm moving to become a part of the drug cartels of Mexico, it has been a life long dream of mine and now its time I start living my dreams, I hope to one day become one of the big guys and have all the others accept me for being the best, I wish to sell many drugs and kill many men doing so in glorious gun battles and shootouts on the Mexican highways with all my new compadres, tell mom I will miss her and don't go into my room snooping while I am gone, I let the cat go cause I know you don't like it anyway. I love you guys,
p.s. ill send souvenirs
Dave
p.s. ill send souvenirs
Dave
Sunday, January 29th, 2012, 03:22pm EST
This Presidential Campaign has been rough this year, so much negative energy being pushed and shoved upon each candidate against each other. Just when you find the right candidate hat you want to vote for you find out something that makes you change your mind fast.
Out of all the candidates I think that this one has the best ideas, the best view of what america should really be, a candidate that will drive this country into the right direction, a candidate that will beat Obama. The one who will lead us into the future.
AND THAT IS WHY I SUPPORT THIS CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT. THE ONLY ANSWER.
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Wednesday, December 28th, 2011, 08:34pm EST
Everybody has this problem, toe junk under your toenail. How does it get there and why is it there? The answer isn't certain but most people believe its from socks. Here are a few ways you can get rid of this nasty problem. Temporarily of course.
1. Cut the nail down even with the skin as shown below (eww)
2. Use the clippers with the little scrapper attachment (cool)
3. Wear different socks (or none at all)
4. Never forget this final item for overall freshness (yum) ... Read more ...
1. Cut the nail down even with the skin as shown below (eww)
2. Use the clippers with the little scrapper attachment (cool)
3. Wear different socks (or none at all)
4. Never forget this final item for overall freshness (yum) ... Read more ...
Sunday, December 25th, 2011, 05:22pm EST
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