Monday, March 19th, 2012, 03:47pm EDT
You know I was once told that I was the Songbird of our generation, which can be nothing less than truth. The ladies flock to me which is what mother nature intended for a steed of a man like myself. I know, its desperate for someone like you to even comprehend the power of these rocks of steel unless you are one of the countless Hollywood runway models that seem to pour in like the tears that fall from your face when you see me. I can't help it God made me a specimen of fine art, just sit back and observe me.
Friday, March 16th, 2012, 03:08pm EDT
Well I just got back from my day of looking for dime piece shaved meat flaps on my cunt magnet and I picked up some of the finest bitches in the eastern united states. I noticed all the men staring at my hard body and chiseled chin with envy that only you fucks would know about. I drove through 5 red lights and the police didn't even to bother to look in my direction because its a waste of time to even try to come at me. You only wish you had it like that. Now Im off to buy a new car, maybe a Jaguar or couple of Mercedes'.
Thursday, March 15th, 2012, 04:27pm EDT
I just can't help how G I really am, I mean really now yall. While you sit here and read my words of gold I'll already be out cruising on my brand new motorcycle which is a total cunt magnet. Its ok if you are mad its natural instinct for a person like you. Ill let you pathetic twig armed men know how many women I drove up in when I get back, maybe you can learn a thing or two.
Friday, February 24th, 2012, 05:36pm EST
So the other day mean and a few friends were sitting around drinking when we came up with a drinking game that is somewhat simular to beer pong. You get your buddies and your beer together and watch a stand-up Katt Williams comedy show. Everytime he says the word nigga you and your buds take a shot or drink. Trust me by the end you will be almost completely totaled.
I am Eastside and I want you to get smashed.
I am Eastside and I want you to get smashed.
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