...but it really wasn't. I wrote my first blog here on Ebaums on May 28th, a mere three weeks after the blog section was created. That blog was about racism, how racists can only be white, and how it related to video games (RE5 to be specific). Several major things have happened in my life since then.

I completely finished college: My last class was at the end of April but being a baseball player my actual 'schooling' didn't end until the end of June. Not that it mattered at the end of the year because in my last three games of my college career I went a pathetic 5-12, the 4th lowest on my team.

I finished paying college loans: I'm just glad I didn't have a lot to pay off, I was able to keep up on payments while in college. Thus making payments afterwards substantially lower.

My brother got married: Fresh out of the Corps he got married to a woman that he met coincidentally at one of his friends weddings several years back. Best part of the wedding was it being only Semi-Formal. Give m ... Read more ...

Russia Declares War on China (AP) November 29, 2008, 8:23 PM - Russia in swift move has mobilized their military in an attempt to make the first strike on China. Forces are moving out from Moscow, Sochi and Volograd to occupy China as quickly as possible...

Actually, that isn't true, I just wrote that to make people come in...

Anyway, over the past few weeks their has been a myriad of CHANGE!!! on eBaum's. Apparently they are just trying to go with the flow. As part of going with the flow it seems as if they are going back to business as usual. Just like in politics there is no new direction or new ideas being used. There is just the same few people going to go back to the way things were done.

EBW cycles just like a woman and just like the earth. All the time we hear about new things that will CHANGE!!! everything, a new pill for the woman, a new emissions law for the earth, and here on eBaums that new change is M_Wright.

EBW used to be a place of infinite insults from every single user in the feature section. Now, all I hear is bitching and moaning. Especially after this latest incident with pictures of users being featured.

Guess what, you are a pile of tampons for being upset by this. You are worried about what someone will do with your picture. Oh no, they jerk off with it. How does that effect you? Oh no, they Photoshop it. People will take it as a direct reflection of you?

Shit, people used to not be a bunch of sagging pussies but I guess times have changed. It is time to change the depends and sack up or get that pussy shrunk because I don't care about you being offended by your own picture.

How fucking ugly are you that you are upset that you have to see yourself?

Are you standing on principle? Your principles are fucked.

The bare and simple truth of it is that you posted one or more pictures on the internet and you think that someone isn't going to use them for something. I say th ... Read more ...

Recently I outed that I am in fact Dominus. I decided that I wanted to clear the air. I also have several other fake accounts that I would like to tell you about.

I am also creepingjennie, she was deleted months ago and I just decided to have the account deleted that was being used by another user, then I took it over and pretended that I was her. I played you well didn't I?

I am also Bluenote. Didn't you find it funny that we agreed on many topics and we were both assholes? 'Nuff said.

I am also Eshel. C'mon, didnt you find it funny that the only people he argued with was me and Bluenote?

Have a nice evening

I am Ellimem and I am also these other people.

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