Oy.
I had a bad day ....every day. Let me explain something. You know how everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and our own views on things are what makes us special? Well save the special for the short bus because in my mind I am right about everything and everyone else is wrong.Sorry but thats how I feel and really I am not that sorry.
See Tia went and saw that new Sam Jackson movie. Say hi to Tia everyone. And yes Tia it is in fact your choice of film that has put me in such a sour mood. And since you went I know you would not have gone alone so that means that more than one person in the world saw that film and therefore it actually made a bit of money.
That has to be the worst looking movie in the history of films. I can not comprehend that anyone anywhere would go and see it. I mean I have to share the roads with these people. I can only hope you were very drunk and it was a lapse of judgement, like that stripper I...nevermind. And I can only hope that Sam Jackson was very drun ... Read more ...
OKay so this isn't my Blog but a friend fo mine posted this on Facebook, and I felt I needed to share it with ewveryone. Enjoy, and maybe learn?
The art of movie-watching
I never really thought that people, mostly adults, would need to have simple movie theatre etiquette explained to them, but it seems that every time I think it's safe to go see a fucking movie, there is always at least one person who needs to prove me wrong. How hard is it to sit still and shut up for 2 hours? Apparently in a world where Ritalin is so regularly distributed, it's quite the challenge. Below I have listed the key annoying behaviours and tendencies displayed on a far too regular basis, and organized rather nicely into categories. The only thing that would make this more complete is perhaps illustrations. If you find yourself doing any of these things at any given time, knock it off, or I will not be held responsible for my stuffing popcorn kernels into your eyes ... Read more ...
Well I'm assuming it was my neighbors, or that house 5 houses down the street that hates my Brother for whatever reason (my brother lives across the street from me BTW), but what a surprise to get a letter from the city stating that I need to take care of my weeds and bushes in my yard, or they'll fine me $90 for the notice, and $90 an hour for the people to come and clean up my yard for me.
Really, my Yard isn't that bad at all, I had 2 weeds that were a little big, and I know this, but seriously I have a 3 month old baby at home and if I'm not at work trying to pay the bills I'm at home trying to give my wife a little relief from watching the baby all the time. The only time I get to do yard work is the weekends, and I spent 5 hours just this past weekend cleaning up bushes and trees that were starting to overgrow the back end of my backyard.
So I have this notice from the city which really doesn't say which weeds/bushes need care, which worries me as there is a huge hedge that bo ... Read more ...
Let me start this off by saying that yes I am Pro-Choice on this. Let me further this statement by saying that while I am pro-choice I would do anything in my power to make sure any baby I sired was NOT aborted, as that is my CHOICE.
I was driving home from work today to see my wife and 3 month old baby, when I was visually accosted on the way home. Several Anti-Abortionists had setup on the side of the road to preach their view. I have nothing against people trying to spread their word, but as a group Anti-Abortionists tend to use the type of preaching that particularly irks me.
As I drove up on these people I saw a sign that said "Warning, Abortion photos ahead" and knew that I was in for it. Now, these people were all sitting out in front of Devonshire Mall in Windsor Ontario Canada holding up 4' X 4' posters of 10 week and older aborted fetuses. To say I was offended is an understatement, keep in mind this has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I believe that Ab ... Read more ...
