Sunday, December 11th, 2011, 04:54pm EST
Everyone can stop with the "that guy" jokes. They're really fucking old and over used. Yah everyone knows one of them. And frankly, most people love him. The one that gets drunk and does stupid shit. It's a source of entertainment and gossip so shut the fuck up you prude faggets. Whos the one the town talks about more, the preacher or the town drunk? I'd rather be the famous guy. Thank you and goodnight.
Sunday, December 11th, 2011, 04:54am EST
DUDE IM TOPSY TURVY FUCKING DRUNK. this is when the GOP is best to vote. listen. vote ron paul. hes the most honest fucking fagget polotion who ever lived. second. vote dread for ebaums mod. the end. also. when you cook potatoes in ur frying pan, add extra greese or ur wife will get mad. also. ebaums suck my weineis. not becuase i hate u, its because i love u. suck my wang. the end.
Sunday, December 11th, 2011, 12:59am EST
o what a evil time it was; during the dark age of ebaums blog.
The trolls sat as kings in the thrones of once was.
The wars were long and tiring an good bloggers passed
but as I stood my ground fighting, an evil was a step from winning
A light shone through that stormy sky and a god send emerged naked
from the ground he knelt like the terminator
It was Dread the god. a god of war.
The cowardly trolls scurried away
Though now I am cursed with troll blood
Half troll half man. The scars of war claim many.
Sadly a good many of good bloggers I loved.
Until the end of this god dammed blog section... bring me my battle pants
Monday, December 5th, 2011, 10:35pm EST
sup losers i run this shit. kay im drunk so imma go drink rum. the drink of pirates. I have one word to say. I have recieved word from mods, that the blog section will be taken down due to drama. We don't want that to happen. I love the blog section, it's what brought me to ebaums, it's what led me to meet my wife believe it or not. Stop this shit. If you want an example follow me. I blog my own shit, I don't blog based on drama I just do my own damn thing. Fuck the drama. Do your own thing man. Love each other. We can save this section, just blog what you think. dangle, tomlet do your thing man. we can do this. just fuckin blog fuck the drama just do it. we need you bros keep this shit alive. im one of the last old timer bloggers, and i love this shit. we can do it. write a blog or two or three. i love you guys believe me i read your stuff, dont think jsut cus we dont comment we dont read it. im the guy in the back row readin ur stuff rating it 5 stars. im a married man now, i dont have time to write a comme ... Read more ...
Sunday, December 4th, 2011, 10:53pm EST
"It was twenty six men left in our platoon. The Captain was delirious after ingesting a bad hit of acid and Private Jane was doing her best trying to convince him hurdling himself off the side of the mountain would not end his pain. " - letemdangle
But it was no use. He jumped taking Jane with him. She screamed the whole way down, but he was singing the theme song to lamb chops.
"Fuck!" The soldiers ran to the mountain side peeking over. "They're done, that's too dangerous to rappel down." "Chins up. Keep it together! Who's the ranking enlisted?" "I am sir!" They all looked at each other. Fucking shit holmes, that's Earl, he doesn't know his hand from his asshole. Then they killed all the terrorists and after private jane was done healing up they all had sex with her. The baby turned out to be a super soldier and went on to single handedly kill the rest of the bad guys, even the ones in africa.
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