Friday, February 3rd, 2012, 04:16pm EST
Here's my scientifically calculated prediction of this Sunday's game:
1st Quarter-Both teams start off slow. Defenses are on top of their games. Offenses are starting off rusty. Maybe a field goal or two here.
2nd Quarter- Game picks up momentum. Giants defense is causing Brady to make a couple mistakes. First touchdown by the Giants, by Ballard or Bradshaw. Patriots will settle for another field goal before half time.
Half time show: Madonna's saggy pussy lips slip out of her leather bikini.
3rd Quarter- Brady finds a way around Giants defense. Touchdown Gronkowski or Hernandez. Giants offense respond with Hakeem Nicks. Pats are on a roll with touchdowns.
4th Quarter- Giants score twice with Cruz, thanks also to a Patriot turnover. There's 6 minutes left, the score is Giants 31-23 Patriots. Patriots score a touchdown with Wes Welker, score the 2 point conversion with Gronkowski. It's 31-31. There's just over 2 minutes left, Giants are trying to ... Read more ...
1st Quarter-Both teams start off slow. Defenses are on top of their games. Offenses are starting off rusty. Maybe a field goal or two here.
2nd Quarter- Game picks up momentum. Giants defense is causing Brady to make a couple mistakes. First touchdown by the Giants, by Ballard or Bradshaw. Patriots will settle for another field goal before half time.
Half time show: Madonna's saggy pussy lips slip out of her leather bikini.
3rd Quarter- Brady finds a way around Giants defense. Touchdown Gronkowski or Hernandez. Giants offense respond with Hakeem Nicks. Pats are on a roll with touchdowns.
4th Quarter- Giants score twice with Cruz, thanks also to a Patriot turnover. There's 6 minutes left, the score is Giants 31-23 Patriots. Patriots score a touchdown with Wes Welker, score the 2 point conversion with Gronkowski. It's 31-31. There's just over 2 minutes left, Giants are trying to ... Read more ...
Thursday, October 6th, 2011, 02:00am EDT
Thanks to fallen education standard, and people more interested in what's happening on the Jersey Shores, we have a country full of people who have no idea that their rights are getting stripped as a small 1% of the country is getting richer off their backs, and getting more political power than any single individual should ever have in a democracy.
It's too bad they don't teach internet research, or just research at all, in schools these days. They're too focused on standardized tests, and SATs. Even people that show interest in the Occupy Wall Street movement, probably a large portion of them don't know how to filter factual information from junk.
The Occupy Wall Street is actually a tough one to grasp. It's not a movement about a single objective. It's a combination of protests against many things that have gone wrong in this country with regards to the economy, but more specifically in relations to the few CEOs and a circle of very wealthy and politically powerful men who are abusi ... Read more ...
It's too bad they don't teach internet research, or just research at all, in schools these days. They're too focused on standardized tests, and SATs. Even people that show interest in the Occupy Wall Street movement, probably a large portion of them don't know how to filter factual information from junk.
The Occupy Wall Street is actually a tough one to grasp. It's not a movement about a single objective. It's a combination of protests against many things that have gone wrong in this country with regards to the economy, but more specifically in relations to the few CEOs and a circle of very wealthy and politically powerful men who are abusi ... Read more ...
Friday, September 2nd, 2011, 04:53pm EDT
I was gonna do a top 10 favorite features list. But that's boring. Plus this month had an unusually high amount of failed features. Instead I will denounce uploading crimes, like Khrushchev denounced Stalin.
Worst features of August:
The One Hit Fight
Two guys circle each other for 35 seconds.Then the guy barely touches the other guy's face, and he walks away. No blood, no knockout, nothing.
Spider Vs. Wasp
I can turn on the Nature Channel or Animal Planet at any giving time, and still see something more interesting than that. Ok it was kinda neat, but we didn't even get to see it eat the wasp.
Khris Sacr Leap Of Faith
A guy jumps over a few feet of safety net, into a thoroughly padded inflatable slide, with a big inflatable mattress at the end. Nothing failed, no faceplant, he beats a world record. Woopdeedoo.
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Worst features of August:
The One Hit Fight
Two guys circle each other for 35 seconds.Then the guy barely touches the other guy's face, and he walks away. No blood, no knockout, nothing.
Spider Vs. Wasp
I can turn on the Nature Channel or Animal Planet at any giving time, and still see something more interesting than that. Ok it was kinda neat, but we didn't even get to see it eat the wasp.
Khris Sacr Leap Of Faith
A guy jumps over a few feet of safety net, into a thoroughly padded inflatable slide, with a big inflatable mattress at the end. Nothing failed, no faceplant, he beats a world record. Woopdeedoo.
... Read more ...
Monday, June 27th, 2011, 11:53pm EDT
I've rated the best parts of this site. And it goes like this:
mature section>forum>live chat>front page>games section>blog>feech comment chat
Yea, there's also jokes, groups, news and all that, but nobody comes on the site just for that. There's one group of people who come on this site for only one reason, but they don't have a section. They're the uploaders. Their section is the upload button, and the ebones page. The just submitted section doesn't count because, trust me, they never check that.
The mature section is the best obviously. You have new porn videos and naked pics EVERY day, and some of them are pretty good. And the nice thing is it's free, and you won't get viruses or get hacked like on normal porn sites.
The forum section comes to a close second, because they too have a pretty good porn section called NSFW. It's mostly pics tho. Also most of the funny pics and vids you see on here, you can see them first in the forum. And they got ... Read more ...
mature section>forum>live chat>front page>games section>blog>feech comment chat
Yea, there's also jokes, groups, news and all that, but nobody comes on the site just for that. There's one group of people who come on this site for only one reason, but they don't have a section. They're the uploaders. Their section is the upload button, and the ebones page. The just submitted section doesn't count because, trust me, they never check that.
The mature section is the best obviously. You have new porn videos and naked pics EVERY day, and some of them are pretty good. And the nice thing is it's free, and you won't get viruses or get hacked like on normal porn sites.
The forum section comes to a close second, because they too have a pretty good porn section called NSFW. It's mostly pics tho. Also most of the funny pics and vids you see on here, you can see them first in the forum. And they got ... Read more ...
Thursday, June 16th, 2011, 05:21pm EDT
I know this is a blog MrsNeko and Deevo will appreciate since they are our resident music connoisseur.
I'm getting tired of smug fags telling me music today is shit. And they always tell me great music can only be found in the 70s or earlier. They make a generaliztion that music used to be Jimi Hendrix, Chuck Berry, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, and any big names they can think of. And music today is Lil Wayne, and Ke$ha.
Every generation had their share of dopey songs that little school girl thought was catchy, so it played a lot on the radio.
Every decade has a massive repertoire of shitiness. It's just that it's easier to forget those shitty songs once they're decades behind us.
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I'm getting tired of smug fags telling me music today is shit. And they always tell me great music can only be found in the 70s or earlier. They make a generaliztion that music used to be Jimi Hendrix, Chuck Berry, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, and any big names they can think of. And music today is Lil Wayne, and Ke$ha.
Every generation had their share of dopey songs that little school girl thought was catchy, so it played a lot on the radio.
Every decade has a massive repertoire of shitiness. It's just that it's easier to forget those shitty songs once they're decades behind us.
... Read more ...
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