I'm probably the only person with a life interesting enough to blog about. All you other guys have very boring lives, no matter how hard you try to be posers.
-I was born in Hashishkistan. For those of you who don't habla geographo, that's a very long country bordering Kazakhstan and Netherlands.
-My parents owned a large hashish farm, which I inherited.
-I lost my virginity to Audrey Hepburn when I was 11.

-My parents, being Asian, made me do a PhD in every subject. That is why I'm smarter and have more knowledge than you. Don't believe me? Look in my groups, I belong to the Super Brain group. But I don't like to boast about it.
-I have a tattoo on my cock, of my cock. And another one that says "Hashiskistan" and goes around my cock.
-I have so much sex, I had to get scientists to have me grow a
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