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Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 11:16pm EST

A long time ago I claimed my first "erep prize" A $100 American Express gift card. After waiting months on end, I questioned "Bug" or AKA Kellie eBaum's "girlfriend", who reluctantly told me that they were no longer offering the Amex gift card however I could receive the new prize in it's place a Amazon gift card. I reluctantly went w/ the Amazon gift card & here it is almost 2 yrs later, & I still never received anything from this website. Now during the past two years I have heard of legal troubles, hacking, & eventually the selling of this website to new owners. I have repeatedly tried to contact them regarding this matter & have never received a response. Currently I am talking with a attorney friend of mine who has agreed to file a suit against the former & current webmaster for the breaking of legal obligations & terms of agreement. At this time we have also found out that Eric or "ebaum" has quite a few lawsuits already piled up against him for copyright violations. I would l ... Read more ...

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Monday, November 10th, 2008, 01:02pm EST

Recently, I was strolling through the groups on eBaum's World and found some of the wackiest and funny ones and wrote them down.

They are as follows:

I want to talk like the Dazzler

Ever wonder what phrases like "Hey Hey fecker, what's the craic?" means. Do you think ShellyDazzler sounds fucking cool, but can only understand about 2/3 of what she is saying? If you want to learn to talk like the Dazzler, join this group.

P.E.N.I.S.

People Eating Nugets In Spain: Have you ever eaten a chicken nuget in Spain? CLICK HERE!

The Average Dick Club

For those with just enough to satisfy but she will still leave us for a black guy.

the white people< ... Read more ...

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Saturday, November 8th, 2008, 02:16am EST

Hell muthafuckin' yeah!!! In what seemed like way too long the groups are finally functioning like a well oiled machine. It seemed like the comment and upload button was down for days. Hope to see you all in the eBaum's Ambassadors Lounge/Post A Picture Of Yourself/Alcoholics Unanonimous  posts. Have a good weekend. -Cannon

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Tuesday, October 28th, 2008, 03:19pm EDT

Remember the War on Drugs? Well, it's over, and drugs won. (Is that Bill Maher's line? Help me out here.)

It turns out that the military solution to drug addiction, including herbicide spraying in Bolivia and Coast Guard interdictions, is as futile as it is expensive. And the criminal solution, throwing drug users into prison by the thousand, does nothing to reduce addiction.

What we need instead is some kind of solution that addresses the demand side of the equation. And I don't mean "Just Say No." I mean reducing addiction levels through drug rehab. This is not a military or criminal solutionit is a medical solution, and it's the only solution known to get results.

Prop 5 will reduce the pointless incarceration of nonviolent drug offenders, and instead offer them rehabilitation and a meaningful chance to break the cycle of addiction and arrest. And it will make significant dent in our prison overcrowding problem.

Prop 5 has four main component ... Read more ...

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Monday, October 27th, 2008, 11:52pm EDT

Thumbs up for Halloween:

Thumbs up: 

For the skimpy, sexy outfits that hot girls put on for the occasion. Nothing beats seeing a fine girl with the body of a godess dressed as a naughty nurse or french maid.

For having sex with your gf or date on Halloween. Nothing screams sleazy but hot porno flick like being dressed up as a escaped covict and fucking a hot chick dressed as Cleopatra or a mermaid.

For the scary movies on TV. I love horror flicks and it's so much better being scared out your mind by a movie, then the current economic crisis the United States is going through. Whew!

Thumbs down for Halloween:

Thumbs down:

For the people that think it's ok to act a ass because they are in costume and nobody is going to recognize them. What you think we don't know who that is dressed as the cop from ... Read more ...

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Big pimpin' spendin' cheese. Shouts out to the Ambassador's and all of the great people I have met on here! -Cannon !!!

A friend introduced me to ebaum's a few years back and I've frequented it quite a bit since then. I recently decided to make a profile and become a contributor. The focus of a lot of my uploads are orignal, local, content. If you're interested in licensing rights, PM me. Thanks -Cannon



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