***Disclaimer:  I'm fucking atheist.  I think this is hysterical, which is why I'm posting it.  If you don't like it or are offended by my mockery of religion, than don't read it because I really will not give a shit if you take the time to read it, then complain about it.

My mom emails me religious jargon everyday in hopes of bringing me "back to the church".  Just thought I'd share this all with you.

I want to start this note off with a verse in Proverbs which was written by Solomon. A man that God gave a lot of Wisdom to. Proverbs 14:12 (KJV) There is a way which SEEMETH right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death. People may think that what they are doing in life is the right way until the last moment when they make the choice for eternal life in heaven. I pray that everyone atleast reads this and thinks about this. What must a human do to find real truth? Is there more than one way to eternal life? Do I r ... Read more ...