I almost drowned in the under currents at Cape Hatteras when I was about 10 years old. I remember it as clearly as if it just happened. I held my breath and struggled as long as I could until I finally accepted my fate. I thought to myself that this is it. This is how my life ends and let out the stale breath that I desparately clung to just a moment before. Luckily, somehow I found myself at the surface gasping for air. It took me about 5 minutes of hard swimming to beat the current and get back to shore where I sat with my grandmother. She was completely oblivious to what almost just happened.
I've had other close calls with car and machine collisions and large steel items flying toward my head fast enough to take it clean off. It's gotten to the point where close calls don't even phase me anymore. I have a unique relationship with life.
I think the worst possible way to die would have to be being taken out to sea at night and being dumped in with a heavy object chained to ... Read more ...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/profiles/bobbaqknoosh/This is some comments I've posted as the fem bobba.
- after 1 beer im like putn things n my mouth. but dnt tell k?
- in going ovr ricos w/ nick and were goin to dress up n dance n get crazy to shwtoons.
(It's hard to write like a retard.)
- oh noes i hit kitty :( cnt leave it. i wll bury it. bts.
- no the cat ws in the rd. poor thng it lookd like littlejeans. :( geez alredy stnks. bts.
- im here! im in drivway bt the dog wnt let me out of my car. plz help!!! :O
- hllo twitter flks i wll be bzzzy wit my menz 4 a cpl hrs. chk bk soon. k? wsh me lunch.
- omg omg dave mathews is soooooo hawt!!!!
- wy dnt ppl lke redheds??? im nice
- rico tore off my shrt and tched me. im scrd and i dnt no wht to do!! plze help!!! i broke a heal :(
- k so rico said sry. I 4giv him 4 tryn to rape me but i dnt trust him now. kthnx bi.
- i lv lv lv yur hair. who does it?
- hola! ... Read more ...
I was going through my old comments and decided to compile my favorites.
- I wanna' have sex with your slippers.
- To Dildozer: Before I go, I'd like to ask you who the fuck you think you are. You're a nobody. You never post anything worth reading. Fucking twit.
- About my old lady avatar: Smells like pee and dust and tastes like death.
- DRINK MY BATHWATER.
- 80/F/THE SAUNA WAITING FOR YOU.
- I just killed a goddamn huge roach. I almost missed it. They run like KENYANS!
- I beat off so much that I'm chaffing. I put some chaffe skin in your cereal. Never eat my ice cream again.
- Long as fuck, bruh.
- I shot my clout in your grandmother's fishtank.
- This is why I hate train sets. You people better hope I don't become a god when I die.
- On all hallows eve, just before sunset, I begin dawning my robe of invisibility and paint my balls orange and black. Then I cut a hole in a plastic pumpkin and insert my balls. Yeah. Trick or trea ... Read more ...
This is a fake personals account I made with bobbagknoosh's photo.
My life: I am a self-centered, egotistical jerk. I'm sweet only if you are telling me something I like to hear or if I'm horny. Otherwise, I couldn't care less about your favorite college football team and how they have principles or how the minorities treat you in your state job. I think I'm the bee's knees even though my game is wack and quite old school. The last time I got any action, popped collars and bronze tans were in style. I like the style so I maintain. My personality: What personality?My match: Must be at least 18 years old to ride. Valid drivers license and a credit check required. Must have at least 6 months experience with squeezing zits and pulling ingrown hairs. Cooking skills are not necessary as I know how to cook and I will not eat your pathetic excuse for food even if the alternative is a pile a cat poop. Social drinkers are acceptable but, if you're fat, you have to brag about your big boobs all night ... Read more ...
