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We all know the situation: it is vacation, lovely weather outside, you want to have a day to relax and then your girlfriend asks you to go shopping...
Here are 10 tips to make shopping more exciting!
Grab in the box with condoms and place them in the basket of an unsuspecting customer... Use ultra strong anal condoms for the men and flavoured condoms for the women and watch them turn red at the cashier.
It is 6 am and you are just about to throw your alarm out of the window. It is way too cold outside, you're tired, you drank a liiiittle too mutch at the party last night, you're flat has to be cleaned up, et cetera, et cetera.
"I'll just call out sick", you mumble to yourself. "They can go one day without me anyways."
And so, you leave a message at the voicemail of your boss, telling you are almost dying and put up your hourse voice. (BTW, don't forget to cough every now and then!)
THE ART OF DECEPTION.
Jobbing mall has recently been paying close attention to some employees who call out sick for a fake reason.
The most popular reason is the good ol' fashion rest. Almost 23 procent of the employees said they just wanted to get some sleep. 17 procent said they simply didn't felt like working, 16 procent claimed that they had to see the doctor and 9% procent said they had to deal with p ... Read more ...
These are some interesting facts about the animal world!
Enjoy them:p
* More people are killed by lightning strikes than by grizzly bears.
* A rat can live longer without water than a camel can.
* At birth, a panda is smaller than a mouse.
* An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
* Some frogs can live after being frozen and thawed.
* Only 10% of all animals that hav inhabited the Earth are still alive today.
* A domestic cat can frighten a black bear to climb a tree.
* Bulls are actually colourblind.
* Bonobos are the only non human primates that engage oral sex.
* In a fight between a polar bear and a lion, the polar bear would win.
* US Secret Service Sniffer Dogs are put in a five-star hotels during overseas presidential visits.
* Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
* Mosquitos have 47 teeth.
* The poison arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people.
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Hello everybody, as we already know, I take normal and daily things in concideration, think further and come up with some weird theory which some ppl think are gross, yet funny.
To see my previous theory, check out: "http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog//view=673220/"
At one day, a regular day at msn, i was talking with some girl about random stuff and she suddenly used the abbreviation LMAO...
Laughing My Ass Off.
Normal abbreviation she said but how can peopple laugh their ass off?
Well if you laugh your ass off, you'd be similar to a person who gets bourne without an anus (which does happen). Those people have to shit through their bellybottom in a bottle attached to their belly.
If you think that that is the worst part, then you are pretty mutch wrong because except for the horrible smell the whole day, you'll be having diarrhoea for the rest of your life because the water get ... Read more ...
