Background

  So Chitlin and I were trolling Cafemom.com last night in order to achieve some epic lulz. It was going pretty normal as we could not get anything funny to transpire.  We were in a certain chatroom for about 15 minutes when the user TeTro kept asking if anyone wanted to cyber.  I wasn't really expecting this...as this is a site for mother's and mother's to be.  Anyway here is what happened....Enjoy!

On a sidenote...my username on Cafemom.com is BigBrenda12 and I actually think TeTr0 is a dude.

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TeTr0 whispers: aw... i was hoping to get you alone...

BigBrenda12:Are you ready tetro

TeTr0:yeaaaa.........

TeTr0: I'm pretty new to this tho ok?

BigBrenda12: So I sensually pull down your panties ... Read more ...

   I was arrived home early from a business trip yesterday.  I had been away for a couple days on business.  I was getting ready to walk through the front door of my house, when I heard some unusual commotion coming from my barn.  I had just bought a 1.1 million dollar Kentucky Thoroughbread ("White Lightening") a couple weeks ago...so of course I had to go make sure all was well.  Upon opening the barn door....much to my dismay...I discovered the reason for all the commotion.   Wallboy was in my stable performing fellatio on my horse.  I was speechless.  On one hand I was amazed...that one man could fit so much horse cock down his throat....on the other...I was apalled that someone was actually sucking off my horse. 

    When I tried to confront the horse fucker about it...he notioned that he would have taken that trusty steed's cock in his ass had it not been for the extensive rectal reconstructive surgery he was still recovering from a couple weeks ago (WTF and TMI).  Completely flabbergasted and ... Read more ...

Times are tough.  Those originally depending on medicare, pension funds supporting their assisted living arrangements could face severe tribulations in the near future. Thus, in order to survive, these elderly folk must take extreme (possibly) lethal measures to secure their medications and such.

As we all know....fighting those in their golden years can be incredibly dangerous.  In this respect...I would like to offer several tips that will turn the tides of war in your favor.

1.  An elderly person has been around for quite sometime (in extreme cases...they lived through the great depression.)  These extreme cases are the easiest to fight.  As one well placed kick to the shoulder could cause a dislocation, or a kick to the hip could result in a fracture.  This would lead to an immediate cessation of the fight and thus an acknowledgement of your supremacy over your elderly attacker.

More tips to come.  I am currently to lazy to give this topic the development and time it deser ... Read more ...