Obama.
This is a blog about how I feel about how he's doing so far, so if you don't care, stop now.
Obama. What the fuck man. Why do I feel like this guy is shitting the bed?
Let me say first, I did not vote for Obama, I voted for McCain. I think he was the right choice, I think he was more experienced, and I think he had a better economic plan. I refuse to jump on the Obama band wagon of teenagers and idiots who listened to MTV and all the internet hype about how great this guy is. Go look at his senatorial voting records, genuinely, and tell me you still would have voted for him if you'd taken the time to look at that before puffy told you to vote or die.
What has Obama done?
Why have taxes gone UP, not down as promised?
Why did he fire 3 inspector generals in a single week?
Why is he crying about Fox News "picking" on him?
- You're the President, you're gonna take critisicm. NOT TO MENTION the fact that a majority of your electi ... Read more ...
Jesus titty fucking Christ,
Do yourself a favor, and do NOT go see Land of the Lost. I got dragged to this miserable fucking movie last night, and about 20 minutes into it I was doing that thing where you fall asleep and your head snaps back and wakes you up, then you look around cause you don't know where the fuck you are.
If it hadn't been for the hand-job that I basically demanded since I was being forced to sit through this piece of shit, this would have been a complete and total waste of ten bucks. I know what your thinking, and the answer is yes. She used lube. Mouth lube.
Will Ferrel hit 1 funny joke the entire movie, and the rest of it was his usual bullshit; running around, screaming incomprehensibly, using abstract or uncommon words to be funny instead of just actually being funny.
Does anyone else notice that Will Ferrell just plays himself but in different costumes? The only reason anchorman was funny is because Ron ... Read more ...
Alright,
I got the shit talking out of my system. It felt good. In my pants. I see that tizzle has bowed out of our little back and forth, and therefore, since I'm sure none of you gave even a remote shit about of it after maybe the first blog or two, I'm going to follow suit. Hate blogs are fun, and they can make people laugh, but a true hate artist knows when to quit.
I thank you all for your participation, assistance, comments, love, deep hugs, shallow hugs, awkward silences, thumbs up, thumbs down, strange pats on the bum, and rim jobs.
And now. We cue the music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ckMDtGgNw
So,
I've been reading through comments and blogs etc. and I've noticed something. Almost everyone on this website hates pot leaf cock suck just about as much, if not more, than I do. Every single comment this little dead fetus makes gets 14 thumbs down and a string of responses that remind him that he's terrible. In fact, let's list some of the things people have revealed about your favorite cum dumpster and mine, x22tizzle.
He's gay
He's fat,
He's ugly,
He's a virgin,
He doesn't know anything about drugs as he claims to,
He has seen a man's penis besides his own,
He has sucked a mans penis besides his own,
He has swallowed jizz on multiple occasions,
He kills babies with his typing,
He bed wets,
He has been beaten up by a midget, a nerd, and an elderly person,
He has had sexual relationships with a variety of farm animals, including the sheep dog,
He should die in a car crash if karma has any scru ... Read more ...
So,
I'm sure there's plenty of self proclaimed "Music Aficionado's" on this website who are going to have some manner of problem with the things I'm about to say...but self-proclaimed comes with the ever present chance that you don't know what the fuck your talking about. So shut up and listen.
Modest Mouse sucks. Their music in noise; poorly timed and confusing noise. Let's do the play by play, come along with me.
1. Vocals/Lyrics - The lead singer of this band, whatever his name is, must have some sort of neurological disorder. He sounds like a drunk who forgot half the lyrics to a song and is still attempting to bumble through it, and every couple of moments someone shocks him with a cattle prod causing some kind of half scream half yell mess to come out of his mouth. I direct your attention to the song "float on".
Additionally, I have no idea what the fuck this moron is talking about 98.6% of the time. I catch the occasional English phrase, ... Read more ...
