Now, I don't know if this would at all count as a fetish, but i love to fuck goats. Love it. The way they bahhhh, or the way the try to run. It really gets me hard.
Not really. My real fetish would have to be cigarette burns. I don't know why I like it. But when I'm right in the middle of getting a blowjob, I just like to put on out on my arm. Or leg. Never my wang.
It really just stimulates me. And my gf, kinda my gf its not really exclusive, so im sure shes getting it on with other guys, says it makes me jump and kinda push in farther. So it turns out she loves it when i do it too. Its cool and all, but i dont always feel like doing it. but she always wants me to. It really gets hard trying to cover up all the burns after a while.
Now i have alot of wicked burns and scars all over my arms and legs.
I guess that isnt really too bad compared to people that are into feet or shit or like to be covered in food first. That shit is just kinda too kinky for me. Also, i dont l ... Read more ...
So i dont know if you all read my blog a couple of months ago. It was about how me and my friend fought to see who is tougher. In the end, I was obviously more damaged to the face, but he quit first. Now, everyone seems to think he won because i had a black eye and cuts all over my face, but him quitting out doesnt count as him losing.
Heres how it went. The fight starts, we exchage punches. blow for blow. he knees me once in the face, sticks me once in the face, this giving me the black eye, and his darn nails gave me all the cuts and scratches.
So now, we agreed to do this again. Last time, i went into this without a strategy. no training. just my barbaric style of fighting that is used for my survival. now, i dont want to tell him, but ive been training for this fight now. lifting more, working on my ground work, blocking, reversal techniques, the whole sheebang.
So i can only hope that this time around, he is generally fucked in the ass. no homo
Hey everyone. sorry its taken me so long to write another blog. I've just been super busy!!
So, anyways, we always have people come into my grocery store and try to steal. I dont really care if its some college kid doing a beer run because i think that its just funny. But two days ago, we get this girl in my store, who happens to be 15, and her boyfriend who looks in his twenties. not really a big deal. well, they are both pretty scruffy looking, and they are total hippies.
Now, we happen to sell dvd's at my store. So these two people walk up and decide to steal 200$ worth of dvds. And they would have gotten away with it too, if it hadnt have been for scooby and those pesky kids! haha jk.
so they are walking around the store with a ton of dvds, and the next thing i know, the dvds are no longer in their hands. So i naturally assume they put them into their hippie bags they are carrying. Now, we have a policy against stopping anybody before they leave the store ... Read more ...
So I did the math on how long that it would take me to win the 2008 mustang on here for 33,000,000 points.
So, at the pace i'm going now, it would only take me roughly 296 years to win it. I'm glad that they made it possible.
I would also like to start a movement on here.
PEOPLE AND BLOGGERS OF EBAUMSWORLD!!!
HEAR ME NOW, AND HEAR ME PROUD. TODAY IS THE DAY. THE DAY, THAT WE MAKE A CHANGE! TODAY IS THE DAY YOU READ A BLOG, AND DON'T LEAVE MEAN COMMENTS. TODAY IS THE DAY, WHERE WE READ A BLOG, AND GIVE IT FIVE STARS, NOT JUST ONE TO BE MEAN. YEARS FROM NOW, OUR KIDS WILL SPEAK OF THIS DAY. THEY'LL SAY, HEY PLATYPUS, OR HEY WALLBOY, TELL ME THE STORY OF WHEN THIS WORLD CHANGED. TELL ME OF THE DAYS WHEN THE EBAUMSWORLD BLOGGERS UNITED, TO MAKE A BETTER, MORE SUPPORTIVE BLOGGING COMMUNITY. TODAY IS THE DAY, WHERE THE THUMBS DOWN FAIRY NO LONGER HAS A HOLD OVER US. ... Read more ...
How come it seems like black people are just sucking america dry. They just sit at thier section 8 homes reproducing like fucking rabbits, then every time they do, the government says, "hey, its ok. you get to now work less, and we'll even pay you".
I'm not saying whites dont do this, but the number of blacks that do this totally out-weighs the numbers of whites.
they also find it ok to spread Aids amongst white women, because all these white teenage whores are so desperate to be cool and fit in that they fuck a black guy who is 25. thats called being a pedophile. But that ok, because it gives them props with their homies back in the welfare line. then, after fucking their 16 year old whores, they go home to their girlfriends who have 3 kids already, then have two more.
Every year in america, roughly 44000 people are diagnosed with aids. 50% of these people are black. That means the other 50% are distributed amongst the asians, whites, mexicans, and other cross-breeds. That means that ... Read more ...
