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Friday, November 19th, 2010, 06:57pm EST

It's been a while since I have blogged so I thought I would say a few things real quick. First of all, thanks to the 25 people who subscribed to me. I'm sure they are all jeans accounts, but whatev! Secondly, I'm not sure if I should be happy of my Ebaumy or not. I kinda feel like it's receiving a bad piece of news. Either way, I have shit out some pretty shitty comments, but I have a few golden comments that are still copy/pasta'd today.

In closing...as the title of the blog suggests, I have to take a shit now.

later fags

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Monday, June 21st, 2010, 04:36pm EDT

Who's afraid of my big bad weenie, rub it andsee if it's got a genie. Gonna make disappearthis 10-inch zucchini, just like Houdini.N-U-T to the gobbler rappin', wanna see thosebutt cheeks flappin'. Nut want the honeys withthe big back doors, so drop them drawers,whores.

Drop 'em and shake it, girl, you won't break it. Leave enough for me to take it. Nut likes to get down and naked, when the girl is large and naked. Talkin' 'bout a booty with meat on the bones, two scoops of chocolate, hold the cones.Wanna hit your pleasure zone, Nutgobbler make ya moan.

sorry bro...check my comments page. Ipatented leaving this shit site agesago. Possibly before you shit stainaccount was created

they are fox hounds..the brits use them tohunt foxes....

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Wednesday, May 5th, 2010, 01:35pm EDT

blog...more like brog, amirite??

anyway, I've come to the conclusion that FAP and Roach Clip needs to disappear for good.

 

honestly, 256 characters? goddammit man, even the blogs are fucking retarded on this site. First you fucking piss me off by not giving me two prizes I've claimed, then you delete my profile twice, then you ban me for the 4th time. FUCK YOU

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Saturday, January 31st, 2009, 09:01pm EST

..exactly how I felt after you assholes deleted my account and kept banning me.  Looks like you just got perma-banned IRL.  This should teach you now not to fuck with the NutGobbler..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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Thursday, January 29th, 2009, 07:19pm EST

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Brian Delk (the fat fuck that "doesn't care" about this website) cried and got me banned...hahaha. Further proves how much he LOVES this website, and hates his family pictures posted.

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