Hey Wallboy its been me the whole time, i am the one messing with the site and i was the second gun man on the grassy knoll,  i also sunk the titanic, i caused the great depression.  i shot the first man to the moon.  Hmmmm what else did i do that you should know about?  I punched a nun, i created SPAM (the meat) i started the fashion trend of men shaving their balls, because well damn women do not want a jungle down there.  i made rap popular just to piss off white people, and i am the man that holds the colored man down.  i shot the sheriff and i shot the deputy, i set Chicago on fire.  i broke up the beatles, and i killed jim morrison.  i also knocked your mom up, and i tried to kill you with a hanger but as you can see you are still alive.  boy does it feel good to get all that out.

so on a comment section on here i was writing a lot of bad things about white people, saying things like fuck whitey and what not.  guess what, nothing happened.  but we all know that if i changed it around and started to make fun of a different race, some people in the comment section would start to pee their pants and tell me to stop or they would try and make fun of me to get me to stop.  beyond that i would have a good chance of getting banned. 

why can i pick on whites and not other people, how is that not racism?  i am not saying it is right to pick on anyone because of their skin color or stereotype (no matter how funny or true they are), but if i get in trouble for making fun of one race i should be getting in trouble for making fun of all races.

new ebaum people  lets make this place fair to all races

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so this morning i was shaving my pubes and i thought how sweet it would be to only shave half, so i did.  it was fun at first it looks like a forrest that leads to a baren waste land.  then i thought to myself now i can get rid of my crabs,  so i took a comb and scared my crabs from the forrest out to the open.  well i had a shit ton of crabs and i was stabbing them left and right, but they were too much for me.  the next thing i know my crabs were flying small airplanes and attaking my face,  now i have the fucking crabs in my hair.   so to make a long story short does anyone know how to get crabs out of my hair?

since i have been getting more questions about my huge poop i shall let you know what i did with it so i do not leave you all hanging.  

first i cut it up as i said to see what was inside it.  from there i took different chunks out and put them in bags so i could show people what it looked like, and to give out as festive gifts,  remember waste not want not.  i cut some of the poop into little hearts and put them in the oven to harden out for valentines day, and the others i just gift wrapped for other people.  

i did count the corn in it, there were 56 pieces of corn, i think that was a good number.  

the rest of the poop i just flushed after i showed my roommate.  

that is it.

so one day i was pooping and it was fucking huge it had to be close to five pounds and i was thinking to myself i want to see whats inside it, so i went and got a knife to cut my poop up, but i did not know what kind of knife to use. then i just thought fuck it i will use a butter knife, and well to make a long story short the butter knife worked well, but we are not here to talk about what kind of knife cuts poop best we are here to talk about what was inside my poop, well do you know what i found in there? more poop. sorry to let you all down.