I can count about 10 or 11 bullshit blogs from trizzashow something in the past 3 hours. What the fuck is the matter? Delete them, ban the moron, so something. While we at it, also ban poopkid. And if im not asking for too much, please feature more galleries.

Tasty sandwiches FTW

No shades needed

All my life, ive looked down on sci fi movies. I always thought they were unreal, complicated and extremely boring. Slowly with time ive developped a different approach with films I watch and with a more mature eye I started appreciating deeper and more diversified features. This week end I saw the last Star Trek movie and I fucking loved it!

I always hated star trek as a kid because it was a stupid show my loser uncle would watch while I wanted to pop in my bugs bunny tapes when I was at my grandma's. What made me want to watch it this time is because an actor I really like, Zachary Qinto, was in it. For those of you who wouldnt know he plays Spok. One thing that always amazed me about star trek even tho I hated it was how NEAT the Vulcans eyebrows are. I mean, it has to be all makeuped and shit, they cant shave the actors brows just for the filming. Then they would look like idiots for weeks growing them back. I just cant believe how well theyve done that small thing.

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Im gonna do a Thank You List because i was inspired by sheza to replenish my karma too.

- rizla rolling papers

-raspberries

-the occasionnal good wrapper at the grocery store

- weight loss

-dark chocolate

-walks in the park on a mild autumn day

-free concert tickets

-free newspaper on the bus

-all freebies for that matter

-old school video games

-dark circles conscealer makeup

-a good cup of coffee for 2$

-hot peppers of all sorts

-pomegranates

-saturday mornings spent playing video games while being totally baked

-adult cartoons

-cheap cell phone plans

-coworkers that give a shit about you

-catching the subway as you get in the station

-buying a McNugget combo and realising that the cashier made a mistake and actually gave you more money back than what you initally gave her.

-movies starring seth rogen

-vinyl records cover art

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So yesterday morning I was standing on the corner waiting for my bus to work, minding my own business, tolerating the cold air. I mustve been unlucky because it was late again. A white civic honda stopped in front of me on the red light. I didnt even mean to look into the car but it was just so in my face that I couldnt help notice the guys hand tapping on his lap.

At first I honestly thought that he was just enjoying his morning radio beats like every happy guy does. Then my dirty mind started thinking, maybe 10 seconds later and I looked again, foolishly. I didnt have breakfast yet so it was a damn bad idea because the guy was going

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Horrified, I made a ''ewwww'' face at his small disgusting cock, kicked his car door and spat in his window. Some regular gay dude across the street who had witnessed the whole situation waved at me and then thumbed me up and said: Youre so awesssome, gorgeouszzz!

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Yesterday Afternoon was pretty funny.

Me- ''Excuse me, Officer but theres a small group of men buying a hooker behind the liquor store!''

Police- ''Ho shit!'' (starts running across the street)

Me and my boyfriend- *shit eating grin*

And that wasnt the only unusually funny event of my day. When I got to work I found myself almost stepping in a chunky pile of puke right before the buildings main entrance. I still ate my lemon-cranberry muffin 5 minutes later but the guy from the book store on the 1st floor almost passed out when he saw it. He was grossed out, frustrated and extremely funny.

Then when I got to my floor the security system kept beeping. When I get in at 8:45 theres always someone there so I never have to deal with the alarm. I dont even have a pin code for it so I started getting worried that something had happened and I was totally unprepared to deal with the central wich I didnt have the number for or anything. I went to the 5th floor and ... Read more ...