So I woke up this morning and it was a pretty normal monday morning. I got out of bed and went to the bathroom to take a piss. As I wiped, I felt a discomfort... an embarassing one. It was a pimple on my butt cheak :( This doesnt happen very often but when it does its so uncomfortable and shamefull, I can barely stand it. Then I got thinking... everyone has zits! EVERYONE!!! And im probably not the first or last one to get it on the ass either. Tons of people out there are living a lie. A clean butt lie. Showering and proper wiping after you shit clearly arent enough to stop this from happening. What bugs me the most is that I cant do a thing about it. Ive tried looking at it using 2 mirrors but it was awkward. Also, I cant imagine poping this zit. It would leave nasty juice between my buns and then when I re-shit, itll get all infected and stuff.

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Why hello there motherfuckers :)

Its been a while... again. I dunno what the fucking matter is. I just have writers block and I dont find time to do this little thing I do so much anymore. I really wish I had a computer at work. I have so much spare time, I could blog every day, upload content like I used to. Ive been drawing A LOT for the past few months and Im getting better at it so I like it but... Ive been coloring so much that my fingers are starting to hurt in strategic pressure points from the pencil crayons. Plus, im getting a very yucky case of moist hands. I have to roll a tissue and squeeze it in my hand while Im coloring to absorb the moisture. Why am I telling you this? Cause I fuckin feel like it. You love that dont you. meheheheheh

Ive also been spending gargantuous amounts of time on youtube lately. I created an account and started subscribing to awesome shit like the microwave show, sxephil, ctfxc, =3, shanedawsom, shaytards, whatthebuck, cutethingsexplodin ... Read more ...

You had it coming, asshole! Youre douchier than lord infamous. Youre ugly as sin, your mothers a whore and you have aids. Are you done sucking yet?

i cant get anymore BS out. I like you so its hard to find something believable to write to make you feel like shit. Maybe its because I feel like shit.

This is my first blog in 3 weeks and yeah im not really sorry. I just didnt have time and didnt give enough of a shit to force myself into litterature. Im doing it right now because the weed guy wont call back so I have nothing else to do.

I had a very ordinary christmas and did nothing for new years. Scratch that. I tried the ebaumsworld live chat for the first time on new years. I was there when it turned to midnight and I showed my fugly face on my webcam, just to confirm my gender to a bunch of trolls.

Insurance at work just kicked in and I dont have dental. All what im covered for, dont need it and what I really need, not covered for it. Insura ... Read more ...