If you have been one of the many 'eBaumsWorld' users in the past couple of weeks, here is something you may not know;  using 'eBaumsWorld' can be harmful, not only to your health, but how you function in everyday life.  After talking with some people who have been using 'eBaumsWorld' for a long time, I've been able to study their behaviors and determine what the long-term side effects are.  If you haven't quit using 'eBaumsWorld' yet, the following side effects may help you change your mind:

Squeamishness.

Anxiety.

Insomnia.

Numbness in the right hand.

Addiction to finding porn before the mod sees it.

Addiction to uploading porn before the mod sees it.

Beastiality (on rare occasions).

Tourettes Syndrome.

Inability to actually WATCH the features.

Insesitivity to rape, racism, feminist, turtles, and rj300i.

Overuse of the word "cockfucky."

Overuse of the phrase "#4 looks like Chris Farley."  (She does!)

Addiction to Cr ... Read more ...

Jessebabe heard about my stalking abilities and asked me to stalk her.  Be careful what you wish for!

A little background:  Jessebabe is not a new member of EBW.  She created her account in April this year, and she made comments every now and then, and didn't really seem to get into conversations until recently.  It's a familiar pattern we all seem to share:  "I've been coming on EBW since 2006, but I didn't create an account until this year, and just recently started reading the comments/blogs/etc..."

She was becoming a regular recently, and I was glad to see more girls on EBW.  I'm not a fan of sausage and eggs.

I asked her if she was sure she wanted me to stalk her, and if so, don't freak out.  I also mentioned how I showed a 19 year old girl on EBW who seemed to have an e-crush on me how to e-stalk me and she found the goods on me.  So I returned the favor and found out she was not 19.  She was 16!  And barely 16 for a few days!  Good thing I don't cyber!

Supoosedly Jessebab ... Read more ...

Moderators:  Google it.  Read it.  Learn from it.

In the last week the number of banned members of eBaums has risen so dramtically that if you go back to some previous features, the pages of comments have been cut in half as a result of all the banned users' comments disappearing.  Prior to the latest rash of new moderators, it was uncommon to see a person banned, and when they were it was clearly out of line and widely known they probably would be banned because their actions were way out of line.

I'm seeing comments deleted for political views, comments deleted for having a link in them (even a link back into EBW), one member was banned for "personal attacks."  This is EBW!  "Personal attacks" is like sex here.  Everyone is doing it to everyone else and if you aren't you better start soon, because you'll get raped otherwise.

Being a moderator by definition means to keep things at a "moderate" decorum.  This is geting out of hand.  Some members are now talking about finding a site oth ... Read more ...

Almost complete!

Here is a teaser:

www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80459134/

Let me know what you think.

If any of you girls have enough spirit, PM me ASAP because I want it up well before Christmas. Make your pictures creative! I'll leave it up to you what "creative" is but it must have a Christmas theme!

Your EBW stalker,

RJM

Thank you to the lovely eBaumsGirls who have sent their pictures for the eBaumsGirls Christmas Gallery!

I've been getting plenty of great feedback about the idea of the eBaumsGirls Christmas Gallery, BUT I have only got a handfull of the pictures so far!

So whether you have been Naughty or Nice this year, make sure you at least get on the list! All you need is a camera and some Christmas Spirit! ...and preferably female reproductive organs, although I have been asked to consider ALL submissions if they are worthy!

Also guys... Many of the girls seem to need some positive reinforcement. There seems to be a lot of skepticism that the guys will make snide remarks so we need to show that for every snide remark, there's us perverts gentlemen that truely appreciate the finer of our species.

So girls, be creative and make sure Santa notices you this year. Make it Nice. Or Naughty, it's up to you.

PM me when you have the pic, and I'll do my part to make sure Sant ... Read more ...