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Monday, August 25th, 2008, 02:25pm EDT

just got done playing one of the most HORRIFIC video games ever. You aren't given any sort of back story to this game at all. As soon as you press play it throws you right into the game. However, I was able to piece together what the story basically is through finally beating this little brick shitter. Apparently you're a mad man, We're never given the name but you can guess at what is if you pay attention to the title screen. For some reason you escaped from what ever mental hospital room you were hiding in. Now, the very horrid state of your mind has transformed the halls of the hospital into nothing but a pitch black maze with the only light being the walls, which glow a deathly blue. You're character is apparently some type of mad cannibal that you can barely control. You can force him to turn corners in the creepy hallway but not much else can be done. Your character seems to grab anything and try to eat it, whatever is in front of him he throws it into his mouth and munches it down. While pla ... Read more ...

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Monday, August 25th, 2008, 02:09pm EDT

I hereby induct all of you in as honored members of The Guild for People Who Like Violence and Wants To Fight Because They Like Blood and Swords Clashing With The Ringitty Rangitty Crap but Their Hearing Isn't Too Good So They Try To Raise Money By Fighting Some More So They Can Get Surgery For Their Ears Or Pay For a Cure Moderate Deafness Spell, but They Haven't Been To Good Lately Because I Saw One of Them Die While They Slept So I am Starting To Get Conserned About The Integrety Of This Guild And So I of The Guild for People Who Like Violence and Wants To Fight Because They Like Blood and Swords Clashing With The Ringitty Rangitty Crap but Their Hearing Isn't Too Good So They Try To Raise Money By Fighting Some More So They Can Get Surgery For Their Ears Or Pay For a Cure Moderate Deafness Spell, but They Haven't Been To Good Lately Because I Saw One of Them Die While They Slept So I am Starting To Get Conserned About The Integrety Of This Guild And So I of The Guild for People Who Like Violence and Wa ... Read more ...

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Wednesday, August 20th, 2008, 11:03pm EDT

ICP = INVALID CLOWN PUSSIES WHAT A BUNCH OF RETARDS! i'VE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING SO PATHETIC IN MY LIFE.. A COUPLE GUYS TRYING TO APPEAL TO YOUNG KIDS WHO ARE BOTTOM OF GENE POOL.. PICKING UP THE SCRAPS AND PRETENDING TO BE YOUR FREINDS HAHAHAAH. ABSOLUTELY NO TALENT! NONE! YOU FUCKING SHEEP BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAAAAAA AND STOP THE BULLSHIT ABOUT BEING SOME "PEACUFUL" "CULTURE" LMFAO!!!!!!!!! YOU WANNABE GANGSTA FAGGALOS YOU ALL LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS HAHAHAHAAHAH!! I BET THEY BOUGHT ALL THOSE ALBUMS FOR YOU IF YOU DIDN'T DOWNLOAD THEM BY YOURSELF HAHAHAHAHA JUST WAIT TIL YOU GROW UP AND REALIZE THE JOKE WAS ON YOU! YOU'LL BE 40 YEARS OLD MOVED BACK IN WITH YOUR PARENTS FOR THE REST OF YOUR JERK OFF LIFE BAHAHAAAHAHAH... FACE PAINTING MIME FAGGOTS!!! FUCKIN WANABE FAGGALOS! YOU CAN JUGGALO MY SALTY HAIRY NUTS IN YOUR LITTLE SOFT MOUTHS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JUST WAIT UNTIL YOUR MISGUIDED ASS DOES SOMETHING STUPID AND YOU GET SENT TO JAIL WITH ONE OF THOSE FAGGOT TATTS HAHAHAHA BIG BUBBA ... Read more ...

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Wednesday, August 20th, 2008, 03:56am EDT

So there is this girl I like in real life not on the internet need some advice on how to ask her out without failing! She is the shy and quit type but looks like there might be a party girl inside of her. Here is the catch she is my co-worker but works in anonther department and I see her practicly every day! I'm wondering should I grow some balls and ask her out or plan this more smoothly? I am also on good terms with her friend so maybe I could get her to spill the beans and find out any info?! I need help what should I do ask her out or ignore her and move on?

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Some advice taken the rest ignored...