It's the fight every fan wants to see.  As two of the most aggressive and exciting fighters in the game go toe to toe.  Former UFC Middleweight Champ, Rich "Ace" Franklin, faces former PRIDE Middleweight champ, Wanderlei "The Axe Murderer" Sivla.  Plus, Heavyweight phenom, Cain Velaquez, puts his perfect 5-and-0 record on the line when he faces highly ranked, Cheik Kongo.

The Ultimate Fighting Championship presents UFC 99 "The Comeback", Live Saturday, June 13th from LanXess Arena in Cologne, Germany.

ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!

Did you actually think that I was going to let you read the blog without a word from our sponser?

So the new Springboard player sucks.

The End.

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Is it time for an intervention?

If you have been one of the many 'Break' users in the past couple of weeks, here is something you may not know;  using 'Break' can be harmful, not only to your health, but how you function in everyday life.  After talking with some people who have been using 'Break' for a long time, I've been able to study their behaviors and determine what the long-term side effects are.  If you haven't quit using 'Break' yet, the following side effects may help you change your mind:

Nausea

Boredom

Drowsiness

Numbness between the ears

Addiction to gay porn

Addiction to midget porn

Bestiality

Slurred speech

Inability to process simple thoughts

Inability to spell simple words or use proper grammer

Sensitivity to jokes

Overuse of the word "dawg" and its many forms

Overuse of the phrase "kthxbai"

Addiction to spam

Excessive use of "tinlyurl"

And many more to come after further ... Read more ...

"You just got dawged" not Randy Jackson

This is actually a commonly overused word by the regulars on Break.com.  It means the same as "pwnd", with the only difference being that they took a gay word and replaced it with a gayer one.

Due to the string of recent serial bannings by our rookie moderators, some Ebaumsworld users, along with myself, went over to Break.com to take in some of the scenery.  So far, the grass is looking like its in much need of some watering.

You could compare Ebaumsworld to Break.com like the U.S. to Canada.  Neither one wants to start a war with one another, but its not exactly an innocent game of pencil break either.  One feels they are superior over the other, and theyll use recycled put-downs and type in all CAPS to prove it.  But there are some issues with ... Read more ...

(to the tune of REM's "Stand")

Banned in the place where you chat/How bout that?/Think about who did it/Wonder if theyve done it before/Banned in the place where you blog/Damn thats wrong/Think about who did it/Wonder if theyve done it before

Now if youre trying to find out, who showed you the door/And fucked you, unkindly, like a 2 dollar whore/Youre silenced, for 2 weeks, for reasons unknown/You want to find the mod so you can give them the bone

Banned in the place where you chat/How bout that?/Think about who did it/Wonder if theyve done it before/Banned in the place where you blog/Damn thats wrong/Think about who did it/Wonder if theyve done it before

You think to yourself, Where did I go wrong?/You might have got banned for simply logging on./Who did you insult, did you call Ebaum a schlong?/These next 2 weeks of silence will seem so very long.

Banned in the place where you chat/How bout that?/Think about who did it/Wo ... Read more ...