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Saturday, November 1st, 2008, 12:07pm EDT

It is getting really close to election day and things are getting heated up.   Lets talk about some quotes that I have heard from Obama supporters since this election has started.  I have comprised a list of talking points from Obama supporters below.  I gave this list to some of my Obamamaniac friends (yes I have friends that support him). They all stated that these are the changes we need and it is why they support him.

Lets take a look at these points.

1.         End the wars in Iraq. Bring all the troops home now.2.         International friendship and solidarity, not imperialist domination.

3.         Full employmentdecent jobs for all. Job training for youth & the ... Read more ...

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Saturday, November 1st, 2008, 08:53am EDT

Hereās a trivia question: What does Barack Obama have in common with Star Trek: Voyager? Other than the fact that Obama sort of looks like Lt. Commander Tuvok, the answer is actress Jeri Ryan, who played the hot Borg babe, Seven of Nine.

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Jeri Ryan was married to Jack Ryan, an Illinois Republican. In 2004, Jack Ryan was cruising right along in his U.S. Senate campaign for an open seat vacated by retiring GOP Sen. Peter Fitzgerald.

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Only months before the election, though, Ryan was muscled out of the race by party leaders after court papers from Jack and Jeriās divorce were unsealed. In them, the object of many a Trekkerās libidinous eye claimed that her ex-husband took her to sex clubs, where he urged her to engage in sexual acts in front of other patrons. Set phasers to boom-chicka-wah-wah!

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The Republican Party replaced Ryan with ... Read more ...

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Wednesday, October 29th, 2008, 08:28am EDT

Twas the night before elections

And all through the town

Tempers were flaring

Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe

With a cat in my lap

Had cut off the TV

Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden

There arose such a noise

I peered out of my window

Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet

They wanted my pay

To give to the others

Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money

And quick as a wink

Jumped back on his bandwagon

As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen

Who were pulling his cart

I could tell they were out

To tear my country apart!

' On Fannie, on Freddie,

On Biden and Ayers!

On Acorn, On Pelosi'

He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause

And as he flew out of sight

I heard him laugh at the nation

Who wouldn ... Read more ...

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Wednesday, August 6th, 2008, 11:07pm EDT

A woman, married three times, walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. 'Of course, madam,' replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what type and color are you looking for?' The bride to be said: 'A long frilly white dress with a veil.' The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, 'Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?' 'Well,' replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, 'I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight ... Read more ...

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Monday, July 28th, 2008, 01:33pm EDT

This is a straight copy and paste from http://my.barackobama.com/page/community/group/MarxistsSocialistsCommunistsforObama Marxists/Socialists/Communists for Obama This group is for self-proclaimed Marxists/Communists/Socialists for the election of Barack Obama to the Presidency. By no means is he a true Marxist, but under Karl Marx's writings we are to support the party with the best interests of the mobilization of the proletariat. Though the Democratic Socialists of America or the Communist Patty of America may have more Socialististic values, it is pointless to vote for these candidates due to the fact that there is virutally no chance they will be elected on a National level. The members of this group are not Leninists, Stalinists, etc. and do not support or condone the actions of North Korea, China, Cuba or any other self-procalimed "Marxist States." They do not in anyway represent the Marxist philos ... Read more ...