Funny Shit That is Totally True!!!

K...so my friends daad was telling me and my friend how he used to jerkoff...dont ask me why i guess that was what we were talking about that night...anyway...he would cross his leg so his ankle would be on his knee...he would tie a string around his big toe and the other end of the string around his nutsac...LOL(he said when u jizz it makes it flow better)anyway the point of the story is that 1 time he forgot to take the string off...

HE STOOD UP AND OOOOOOUUUUUUCCCCCCHHHH!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

HAS ANYTHING HAPPEND LIKE THIS TO U!!!

Funniest Shit Ever....

My bros friend lives with his grandma to help her out and shit right. So one day his grandma has diarrhea real bad and tries to run to the bathroom before she poops her pants...and accidentally squirts some out!!! it goes right into my bros friends shoe and the funniest part of the story is the grandma says:

GOD DAMMIT DANIEL I JUST SHIT IN YOUR SHOE!!!!! LOL LOL LOL

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