Fuck it anyways. Merry Christmas guys and to all you Jews, happy qwanzah or however spell it (sorry). Anyways I hope you guys get smashed or higher than kites. I hope you get what you want from santa (I'm hoping for a sex robot). Have a blast. Oh and have a happy new year. Now that I think of it, this one went by fast. Life is short...

-SirJuanito

It's been a while since Valve made a game and I was quite excited to hear that they were making a zombie shooter. There's not much information given to you on how the situation started, only a sentence at the begining that says "2 weeks after the infection". But, as you play through the story you start to understand more and more. There are four playable characters: Zoey-A dramaqueen that is pretty good with pistols, Bill-A retired war veteran, Francis-a biker, and Louis-an office employee. Not the typical bunch you would think of who would survive millions of zombies trying to kill them huh? So anyways, the campaign has four, well, campaigns. Each of them has five chapters. Each campaign lasts you about 30 to 60 minutes depending on the difficulty setting. But, this short playtime is not bad. It actually makes the story more fun. Look, if a campaign was, let's say, two hours, it would get boring after a while. But, the way the developers made it, each chapter has a lasting appeal. But what's really cool i ... Read more ...

Hey guys. As you may know the game takes you back to WW2 and Treyarch, the company that developed Call of Duty 3 made this game. I've got good news and bad news. The game is actually quite new for a WW2 game. It's not like other similar WW2 games. It runs off of the Call of Duty 4 engine and it plays quite smoothly, multiplayer and single player. The newest add-on though was the ability to play co-op in the campaign. Awesome. Overall the game is quite good but like I said there are some drawbacks. It's somewhat repetative, go find these people and blow up some enemy base. I don't know about you but after a while it gets annoying. The prestige mode goes up to level 65 I believe now. But, if you stopped playing Call of Duty 4 because it got boring to level up and repeat, it's the same deal with this game too. There are new weapons and new perks, but it still gets boring after a while. Overall it's a really good game considering Treyarch made it, though much of the gameplay and foundry of the game was taken f ... Read more ...

This has been bugging me for A LONG time. Prop 8. Yah the one about gay marriage. At first I was fine with it, but after hearing what it does, you know, teaching it to young children in schools? I'm absolutely fine with gays being together, but marriage is completely different. Think about this for a second. Gays can have a parade but straight people can't??? "Oh no it just wouldn't be right." Umm, have you ever seen a gay parade? Now, I have nothing against gay people. They're pretty cool once you get to know them. But let's say I get married, have a boy and he's in second or third grade. I would be completely pissed off if the teacher told him that boys get married with boys all the time and it's ok if he does it too. If you can't teach religion in school, why teach gay marriage. That's why I vote yes on Prop 8. Not because I hate gays or anything, but I think children should find their sexual beliefs later on in life. Not in schools when they're five or six. Please, post your beliefs on this matter. It ... Read more ...

Hey, it's me SirJuanito. I just wanted to say have a good Halloween to all of my fellow eBaumers. Hope you gets stomach aches and scare the shit out of little kids. Maybe this year the candy will taste better...

The one and only SirJuanito

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