So me and my girlfriend were at her house, we were both feeling a little horny. We went to her bedroom. We got a little bit more horny, condsidering her parents had just left and all. But we figured her room wouldnt be very good, Just in case her parents came home early. so we went to her basement. She tells me to sit down on the bed. so i do. She starts un-zipping my pants, and got them down nice and smooth. After a while she finally got to "business". and just as i get ready to finish everything off *wink-wink* there's her dad knocking on the window of her basement looking right in at us.
THE 300 STONE STEPS OF MORRIS PLAINS seem to be an enigma. Some believe the stairs were constructed by Washingtons troops during the Revolutionary War, so lookouts could signal neighboring towns with a fire to warn them of British troop movements. Others claim the steps are the handiwork of Native Americans, and were laid well before the Continental Army used the site to spot Redcoats.
One thing is certain: The steps are so mysterious, no one in the town seems to know where they are. We stopped in the Morris Plains Police Station one cold winter day to inquire about their location.
Ive lived here all my life, one officer told us, but Ive never heard of them. We called the local town historian from the police station, hoping that she could head us in the right direction.
The 300 Steps? she said. Oh yes, I know about them. If youd like to stop by I can show you where they are on a map. Where are you now?
We told her we were in the parking lot of the police station.
Like George Daynors Palace Depression in Vineland, The Birdsville Church of South Toms River was built by Albert P. Greim with his own two hands, and no set plans as to what it would look like when completed.
A builder of bird houses, Greim established a woodworking shop in Cedar Brook, near Camden, but moved to Toms River in 1914 because of the better quality cedar needed for constructing his bird houses. He moved into a wooden cabin, and with the money he made from his craftwork, began construction of what the local population would dub Greims Dream.
The Moorish-looking structure began with Greim making molds and pouring concrete to form his first room, the cathedral. Using ornamental and hand-painted religious tiles, he began to build his church as a sanctuary for humans, but mainly for birds, who he had a great affection for. He had amassed a great wealth of bird lore from personal observation and the many books that he had read. He also constructed many bird houses and baths on the prope ... Read more ...
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