Working in the kitchen of a restaurant can really suck at times, but it also has some perks. free meal, free round of beers after an insane dinner rush, and every once in a while a waitress rings in my liscence to kill. "What could that possibly be?" you may be asking. Well stop interupting and I'll tell you!!
Suicide Wings! Whenever I see that order rang in (or is it rung in? I'm too lazy to do a spell check) it puts a smile on my face. Every place I've worked, when someone orders that 1lb of deadly deliciousness, it's us vs the customer. Our goal: make you curse the fact you thought you could handle such a dish! Especially when the person gets cocky and tells the waitress to get us to make them as hot as we possibly can. When that happens, they've just given us the legal opportunity to cause them bodily harm. I'll search high and low for such things as tobasco, Samb oelek, paprika, chilli flakes, garlic, and anything else that will make you fran ... Read more ...
I posted a gallery about funny subtitles a few days back, and to my delight, it had a "Featured" label on it. Now as far as I knew, there was a 12 hour wait period between the label and when it hits the front page.
So I waited...a day passed...then two...then...three....and now I'm wondering if it's ever gonna hit the front page at all! (yes, I'm a whinny bitch, wanna fight about it?)
I've tried enquiring to the Ebaum gods but to no avail. So my question goes out to the ladies and gentlemen (and possibly hermaphrodites) of ebaums. Is there a new wait time for a feature to hit the front page or has my submission been overlooked?
I'd be greatful for any input,
Starkweather
A movie titled Casino Jack(google it, seems like a pretty good story line) is being filmed about a block from the pub I work at, so the cast and crew rented out the dining room to set up shop for their lunch. They have their own caterers so I didn't have to make any of the food (lucky me) but I did help them bring in a few things.
As I was looking at the spread, I realised I was in the wrong buisness! Being a film crew worker can be a shitty job, but you eat like a king! Shrimp, prime rib, pasta, roasted chicken, and many other delicious goodies awaited these men in tattered band T-shirts
As I was helping prep for a 250 people function later on that night (which was a total fucking nightmare, but thats for another blog.) the other line cook noticed Kevin Spacey was out there! I looked out into the dining room but only saw the crew stuffing their face. I asked if he was pulling my leg and he said "No! He's right there! see that arm with the purple coat? That's him!"
Now I realize that this subject was already covered by the new ebaums staff, but I'm just curious if they actually took care of this problem.
Of everyone here, who has gotten their prizes and who is still waiting? Would it be wise for one to cash in their ereps or would it be pissing them away for nothing? I was gonna hold out for the mustang, but I've come to terms with the fact I won't get enough points if I live to be a million!
I'm gonna hole out for the nintendo DS lite (well, that is if the problem IS fixed)
So can anyone fill me in on this?
It's something we all hope to get (either for the 15 minutes of fame or the serge of erep points or both) but there's something I've always wondered.....Is there something special that the mods or the new ebaum (no idea who he really is) or is it just pure chance? I lucked out once and have been trying to get a second for a while. I am indeed thankful for getting featured at least once and I am, but I wonder if there's some sort of patern to the features. So my question to my fellow Ebaumers (or at least the few who are left) is this: Is there aspecial methos of getting featured or should I just wait for the roulette ball to land on my spot again?
My name is Starkweather and I'm not wearing any pants!
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