1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"

11. Say, "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers."

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the ... Read more ...

That there are a LOT of feuds going on lately (mabey longer, I don't know)  Someone won't like a comment, or mabey justs wants to be a shit disturber and starts dishing out the childish name calling.  I gotta say Im tired of it!  I thoght everyone here was a little more grown up than that.  If you don't agree with someone, think of something to say other than "you're a fag!"  "fail" "go away now" etc.....now Im not saying you have to like everyone on here, but just be a little mre creative with your critisisms.  Who knows.....you might end up turning an enemy into a friend

But thats just my opinion.....I could be wrong

I don't know about you guys, but I am getting REAL sick of people plugging that stupid online mafia game!If people dont join the first time it gets plugged, why the hell would they join the next  seven thousand times??I log on to ebaums to watch videos, look at pics and read blogs.  If I wanted to go to another web site, I would go....I dont need someone repeating the same web site at every turn!

but thats just my opinion.....I coulf be wrong.  What do you guys think?

Why is it that only cigarette packs have warning signs on them? Are they even necessary? I know cigarettes are bad for you, but I smoke anyway.  why?  cause I enjoy it!  It's one of the few things that brings me pleasure.  My question is why doesn't McDonald's put warning labels on their big macs saying that it can cause heart attacks?  or Dariy Queen put warning labels on their ice cream saying it can lead to diabetes?  What about alcahol?  it can fuck your liver, but no pressure to put warning labels on a six pack!

I realise that smoking is bad and I can get cancer and allthat jazz, but look around you....m ost of the indulgences of life are bad too! and until all the above companies have to put warning labels on their products, and non smokers stop preeching to me with a mouth full of curly fries, I say fuck these over politcly correct yuppies and their constant guilt trips!  They're all a bunch of fucking hypocrates!

You people like me!  You really REALLY like me!  Well, at least 2000 of you do.....Im hopin I get up there with the big names like axp or godlovesdemeter.  I know what a lot of you might be thinking, and the answer is YES, I have no life what so ever!