God it feels like some weight has been lifted off my shoulders...im not a lil noob anymore....i can consider myself a user now...i always did but this feature i jsut got made it official. i pretty much upload something every day but that feature made it happen THANK YOU EBAUM THANK YOU!!!

So i relised i got my first feature about 5 hours ago....if you look in my profile it says featured but it has not been on the home page yet...i know its not someone fucking with me because in my profile it would not say featured media: 1  so I was just wondering if any of you pros out there who have a bunch of featured media or anyone with an answer could tell me if there is a waiting time or something cause i am raelly hoping its not fake taht would be extremely fucked up.

So there is this sound...a certain sound that if i hear it i want to punch infants in their FACE!!!  The way it goes threw the ear drum and processed threw the brain just makes me so ANGRY!!!  The noise is a high pitched fart in which only certain ppl can hear.  God help if im in a nursery and a nurse lets one loose.  The next thing you know shreeks and babies crying will be heard for miles.  When i hit a baby it is such an adrenaline rush i get an erection and ejeculate in my pants.  I have had 13 cat scans and 20 MRI's and they can not figure out what makes me do this....why me lord ...why me...?

p.s I totally am jerking off to fat chicks NAKEDDDD!!!!!

So i finally found a way to get the video with the talking lizard.  its an animated video with a hilarious story behind it.  There were a group of guys fuckign around.  One of them, not sure who, took some acid and was later locked into a closet tripping balls while an audio recorder was recording everything he was saying and seeing.  It is a well animated video with absolutely everythign the dude was seeing absolutely amazing i have never laughed so hard.  Just htinking about a guy in a closet tripping on acid just rocks your world.  so check it out its in my profile under my submissions or you could jsut type in drinking out of cups in the search bar it is a must see!!!

Recently I was lucky enoughto watch a fight.  Wasn't one of the best but I did get to see one which made my freaking day.  So i was at school and it was this puerto rican kid arguing with this white dude.  And judging by how much bigger the white dude was than the pr I knew this fight was going to be a disaster for teh pr.   When out of nowhere his cousins aunts sisters brothers rats they all jsut came out of nowhere like they crawled out of a gutter and jsut appeared.  This guy eneded up getting jumped pretty badly and that what i wanted to talk about.  And for the record my cell phone was dead and thats the only reason its not on here.  But now a days if you are going to fight someone your going to be fighting there family fucking tree.  I cant stand how there is no such thing as a fair fight anymore.  Its pretty much Pr's too not to single out your race but those of you who are Puerto Rican you seriously have to admit you guys do not fight fair.  Wars to why can't a war be faught by like 100's if thousa ... Read more ...