God it feels like some weight has been lifted off my shoulders...im not a lil noob anymore....i can consider myself a user now...i always did but this feature i jsut got made it official. i pretty much upload something every day but that feature made it happen THANK YOU EBAUM THANK YOU!!!
So i relised i got my first feature about 5 hours ago....if you look in my profile it says featured but it has not been on the home page yet...i know its not someone fucking with me because in my profile it would not say featured media: 1 so I was just wondering if any of you pros out there who have a bunch of featured media or anyone with an answer could tell me if there is a waiting time or something cause i am raelly hoping its not fake taht would be extremely fucked up.
So there is this sound...a certain sound that if i hear it i want to punch infants in their FACE!!! The way it goes threw the ear drum and processed threw the brain just makes me so ANGRY!!! The noise is a high pitched fart in which only certain ppl can hear. God help if im in a nursery and a nurse lets one loose. The next thing you know shreeks and babies crying will be heard for miles. When i hit a baby it is such an adrenaline rush i get an erection and ejeculate in my pants. I have had 13 cat scans and 20 MRI's and they can not figure out what makes me do this....why me lord ...why me...?
p.s I totally am jerking off to fat chicks NAKEDDDD!!!!!
So i finally found a way to get the video with the talking lizard. its an animated video with a hilarious story behind it. There were a group of guys fuckign around. One of them, not sure who, took some acid and was later locked into a closet tripping balls while an audio recorder was recording everything he was saying and seeing. It is a well animated video with absolutely everythign the dude was seeing absolutely amazing i have never laughed so hard. Just htinking about a guy in a closet tripping on acid just rocks your world. so check it out its in my profile under my submissions or you could jsut type in drinking out of cups in the search bar it is a must see!!!