A penny saved is a woman fired.

One of the best reasons not to hire a woman is that eventually, every single one of them will be sexually harassed by a co-worker. And guess who gets to pay for it? You.

Money can make a woman forget anything. Humiliation, morals, the emotional well-being of her own children. Thats why strippers never graduate. When women see dollar signs, their brains turn into shit.

By hiring a man over a woman, you are not only getting a more qualified, more competent, less smelly employee, youre also lowering your chances of being sued for providing a hostile work environment to zero.

But even if you do get sued for sexual harassment, its bullshit.

Sexual harassment doesnt exist.

If you dont like the way youre getting treated at work, quit. Or put on thirty pounds! No ones forcing any of you fascist cunts to be there in the first place. Go work at a Curves if you dont like men. Or learn to cook a roast and stay in ... Read more ...

The clock stared at me with its red eyes, shouting to me that he would arrive soon. He always comes at the witching hour. Of course I didnt know that the witching hour was three in the morning till I told my friend about my night time wanderer. The witching hour is the time of night when God is at his weakest and all the imps and minions come out. This man was obviously not a three horned demon, nor was he an evil servant of the devil. He looked old, and lonely. I felt bad for him. He was probably homeless with no family or friends to speak of.

Every night hes there, just sitting in our backyard. Every night I want to go outside and talk to him, but I cant seem to work up the courage. He just sits on the tire swing, muttering to himself. He looks so lonely. Luckily I have no trees near my window, or anything that could block my view of him. My friend says its a trap to lure me outside. He says that a little kid like me isnt thinking straight this late at night, so obviously; this prince of darkn ... Read more ...

Dr. Johnson Karol adjusted his black fedora as he opened the door to the agency, plastering on a practiced smile as the customer came into view. As he saw who it was, though, the cheerful façade dropped from his face like a curtain. He sighed, extensively. What is it this time, Erik?

The tall thin man before him had a gaunt face, with pale skin that stretched over the cheekbones. His bright red hair was at odds with his looks, and a dull rainbow of freckles splashed across his pointed nose. His dark eyes darted, nervously, to the left, behind Karol. Hello, doctor, he said a little too loudly, pushing his way past into the office. Everything that Erik did was oddhis movements, his speechthough whether it was because of anxiety or energy no one could tell. He always carried a twitchy, careless feeling about with him, which tended to put others off.

The doctor looked at him, doubtfully. Erik, what do you want? Tell me quick, because I have a client coming in he glanced at the clockin hal ... Read more ...

Do you know what a Cordyceps is? I didnt either until 20 minutes ago. Its a family of thousands of different types of fungus, grows all around the word in various rainforests and jungles. The awful thing about them is theyre parasitic, they grow on other animals. An ant happens to run into some spores, and then it starts to colonize his insides, starting with his brain. At some point, the ant starts to act visibly ill; standing in place and shivering, or walking in circles. If a fellow colony member sees him in this condition, he will be dragged to the border of the colony and exiled.

Then, when its almost over, the ant weakly climbs as high as he can up the vines, and locks his body on tight. Finally, he dies, and the fungus emerges from the back of his head, bursting forth like a long and foul fruit. After a short time, the little stalk spews forth its own spores, leaving the mummified and broken ant clinging to the stalk, his eye cavities filled with drying fungus.

I mention this b ... Read more ...

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