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Sunday, November 22nd, 2009, 03:41pm EST

Math homework is useless

 

ill never use this in real life

 

its garbage

 

ttyl

 

i love you all

 

bye

 

pp i know your going to delete this and when you do i'd like to see a new reason, instead of broken media or extreme racism , delete it for something funny just to humor me 

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Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 07:46am EST

GUYS IMAGINE ME ON THE HOT AFRICAN SAFARI AND IM JUST LAYING DOWN SLEEPING AND THEN SOME BITCHES COME UP AND TAKE MY PICTUR AND THAT AWAKNESS THE BEAST AND I GET REALLY MAD BECAUSE IM SO SWOLLED AND I HAVE A GLOCK , SO THEN I GRATE CHEESE OFF MY ABS INFRONT OF THEM AND COWER IN FEAR BECAUSE ONE OF THEM IS MY MOTHER AND SHE COULD PROBABLY MAKE MY BEDTIME 9 INSTEAD OF 9 30 SO I CURL UP IN A FETAL POSITION AND MY MOTHER PIMP SLAPS ME, SO I GO HOME TO MY PARENTS BASEMENT BECAUSE IM HUMBLE LIKE THAT AND I HOP ON EBAUMS LIVE CHAT SHOWING OFF MY GLOCKS AND MY GUNZ AND THEN MY DAD YELLS AT ME TELLING ME TO GO TO BED AND ALL MY EBAUMS FRIENDS HEARD IT SO I WAS REALLY BUTT HURT SO I DECIDED TO SHOVE A DILDO UP ASS, JUST FOR THE THRILL OF IT

 

CALL ME LORD_INFAGOUS 

 

PLEASE 

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Tuesday, October 6th, 2009, 09:35pm EDT

BE A lord MOTHA FUCKAS, CONQUER THAT SHIT

 

PUT CHA' ASS OUT WIT' MA' ARMS CAUSE IM THAT DAMN FIT

 

I DONT NEED A GAT' TA SURVIVE IN THIS BITCH, 

 

TAKE A LOOK AT ME, CLAD LIKE A G, IN THE A ta the B TO THE RE , ABRECROMBIE AND FIZZITCH

 

WEARING MY SCARF LIKE ITS WINTA, WHEN WE FUCKING KNOW It FALL'A

 

DAMN MOTHA FUCKA IM SUCH A STRAIGHT UP BALLA

 

MY RYHMES ARE ILL , GOTTA TAKE A PILL

AND IF I WAS A DOCTA MY NAME WOULD BE PHIL

 

I HUSTLE LIKE ITS MA BUISNESS, TAKE A LUNCH BREAK GONNA GRAB SOME QUIZN'EZ

 

SUBMARINE SANDWICH, UNDA WATA LIKE A MOTHER FUCKIN MAN FISH

 

CA$H

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Monday, October 5th, 2009, 09:04pm EDT

Spam

Pam

Am

Mm

 

S P A M

 

SPAMMINGTON SPAMALOTY

 

SPAM ON MY CHEST

 

SPAM ON YOUR CHEST

 

SPAM IN THE RAIN

SPAM IN THE SNOW

 

AND THE DATA I JUST PROVIDED IS IN FACT CORRECT 

 

SPAM ANYWHERE ANYTIME HELPS BABIES GROW

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Friday, September 18th, 2009, 08:09am EDT

meow mix meow mix

give me my fucking meow mix

its raining 

cause i make it rain

i am sick

probably swine flu

probably from that fucking illegal mexican immigrant in my math class

fucking beaner

today is friday

hooray

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