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Wednesday, April 18th, 2012, 03:03pm EDT

White_Chocolate : i just came up with a really good torture idea,
u should sell the idea for cash to the government



Rivera: OK i love torture
what's your idea

 


White_Chocolate: ok, u get a poisonous catterpillar, and u put it on someones dick, and u make it bite their dick



Rivera:that is stupid the point of tortue isn't to kill them

 


White_Chocolate:well i think its a good idea

 


Rivera:I have a better one

 


White_Chocolate:u get a little fucker like thishttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NDcTbOyfDBE/SqVn4lmXj8I/AAAAAAAAAN0/-ZZlhF-npK0/s400/woolybear.jpg and u make him bite the bastards dick ... Read more ...

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Monday, March 19th, 2012, 11:59am EDT
You faggots are complaining about how the blog section sucks dick like a tawainese tranny hooker.

Well you're right, that's obviously because i stopped blogging.

Let's face it , people read my blogs because im like the dos equis guy, except more interesting.

You're probably still reading this wondering when it'll get good, it wont.

Roses are red, so is my dick, 5 star this blog, you prick.




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Friday, December 2nd, 2011, 10:59am EST
See that exact title?


That's the view boost title.


You're welcome.



Anyways i heard some fag was flagging blogs again, no surprise that it's probably rednote, but i mean what else are you supposed to do when you sit at home all day jerking your soldier to gay pr0n.


Have fun view boosting scrubs.


Eat my salad .



Fuck bitches get ebones.


I love pepperpeanut <3 he's the cutest owl i know.
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Thursday, December 1st, 2011, 08:53pm EST
Watch the view count.


Im a fucking genius.



Ebaums easter egg, also make the title of your blog "do a barrel roll" and it will spin.


Pepper doesn't think this is an issue.


It is.


Just look at the fucking views.


LOOK AT THEM!


FUCK BITCHES GET EBONES

This has been another short story with white chocolate, thank you for viewing and spending your time reading.
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Thursday, December 1st, 2011, 03:18pm EST
This is a short story about a lot of views.


One day people wrote blogs called short story and these blogs seemed to get a lot of views and no one knows why.


I know why.


It's the matrix, we're all stuck in a fake computer world with subliminal blogging secrets.


This is an ebaumsworld blog super secret easter egg, just put the word short story in the title and watch the fucking view count.


Suck my dick.
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