Gloopy Glamos like a star,

gloopy glamos in my car,

gloopy glamos is by far,

gloopy glamos smells like tar,

gloopy gamos in a jar,

gloopy glamos is par,

gloopy glamos at the bar,

gloopy glamos pirates go arrrr!

gloopy glmaos schlopity do,

gloopy glamos eat my poo,

gloopy glamos in a canoe,

gloopy glamos is you!

thank you for your time in reading this beautiful artwork

What is a blog you may ask?

Well i don't fucking know, because i have never written one. Apparently they consist of paragraphs and sentences that make sense. Now i do not have the ability to configure one of these "blogs" due to my over creative imagination.

But a long time ago a man said " To blog , or not to blog, that is the question." This age old question haunts us as we sleep, like a cerial killer waiting in your closet with a giant dildo, ready to gag you with it as you sleep.

A crack head is a species of animal. They are usually brownish black in appearence, and are often found in their natural habitat. At a KFC, with a family bucket meal and some grape drank. Crack heads usually do not blog, for they cannot afford a computer. But when they do blog, it's usually a piece of shit and for some reason it always says its by a user named x22tixzzle.

Thank you for your boners

enjoy your morning wood

So yeah live is the shit.

if you have it you should probably add me.

Im cash money at xbox so hit me up with a friend request.

Or post your gamertag.

So yeah send me your gamertag and i'll send you a request or if i hate you ill send you hate mail.

young money out

peace

In a land of creatures so bizzare, you may grow several erections just by encounturing one, we take you on a special adventure to day to look at the Shwingboogler.

The shwingboogler is a very rare creature, that resembles a scrotum with a ton of hair. They feed upon plants.

Oh look theres a shwingboogler now!

" Graraoaraoraoraorao " 

Oh fuck thats that mating call of the shwingboogler.

Another shwingboogler arrives at the scence.

But they both have penis's! How the fuck is this going to work?

Suddenly both shwingbooglers stick their dicks into eachother noses!

And then babies pour out of their ears! What a site!

Please feel free to buy our latest DVD

Shwingbooglers Gone Wild

Ps- It's My Birthday and i thought i'd treat you all with a shitty blog from me.

Roses are red 

violets are blue

your a jew

you suck

Seven out of ten beavers prefer anal.

The reddest object in the eternity of the whale is a wolves penis.

The dwarf may be found in many realms of warcraft.

My couch has the stains of many werewolfs

Have pleasent boners today! thank you