Thursday, October 13th, 2011, 10:33am EDT
It really doesn't matter what i write, you're all very interested in me and i really don't blame you.
I'm a genuinely nifty person.
I write a lot of things and most of them don't make sense all the time 90 percent of the time.
But some of you think some shit i write is funny, i really disagree, i'm trying to be serious in every single blog.
I have a nice beard, a really nice beard. Really dirty looking too.
Sometimes having a beard sucks because i'm just walking around downtown and people will just give me money, i don't even have to ask for it they just assume im homeless. The worst part about my beard is that ive actually had homeless people give me spare change. The homeless people have told me to take a shower and shave. That's how you know you have a classy beard.
My beard is so long that pepper peanuts family of owls often nests in it.< ... Read more ...
I'm a genuinely nifty person.
I write a lot of things and most of them don't make sense all the time 90 percent of the time.
But some of you think some shit i write is funny, i really disagree, i'm trying to be serious in every single blog.
I have a nice beard, a really nice beard. Really dirty looking too.
Sometimes having a beard sucks because i'm just walking around downtown and people will just give me money, i don't even have to ask for it they just assume im homeless. The worst part about my beard is that ive actually had homeless people give me spare change. The homeless people have told me to take a shower and shave. That's how you know you have a classy beard.
My beard is so long that pepper peanuts family of owls often nests in it.< ... Read more ...
Sunday, September 18th, 2011, 04:42pm EDT
Yeah i'm a big deal.
I know it too.
While most of you fags are sitting at home all day like i do, writing your gay old blogs, im doing similar things except not as gay because im fucking awesome.
The blog section has been especially gay, which isn't surprising because it always has been.
I know most of you are probably wondering " why refrash white_chocolate? , what's so special about him?"
I'll tell you whats so special about me, owls and my beard.
I'm a living legend.
A fucking myth.
Come at me bro.
I know it too.
While most of you fags are sitting at home all day like i do, writing your gay old blogs, im doing similar things except not as gay because im fucking awesome.
The blog section has been especially gay, which isn't surprising because it always has been.
I know most of you are probably wondering " why refrash white_chocolate? , what's so special about him?"
I'll tell you whats so special about me, owls and my beard.
I'm a living legend.
A fucking myth.
Come at me bro.
Wednesday, July 27th, 2011, 03:58pm EDT
Dis da storee of eva sinze i was a litte bwoi.
Dis is how a hood nigguh made it big in the wizznurld.
U c i was razed in da streetz, h-o double dizzle since bizzirth. Yall know wa im sayin ? BRAP BRAP
Yall c i waz deelin sinze i was jus a yung thug.
Deelin out that mary j uana, at the tenda age of 3 yizzless, wooord, reppin the east cizzoast, yall know wha im saayyin.
Anywayz i got my ass busted when i was just a yung soldia deelin some of dat herb to one uh my main nigguhs, the po po came and bus'sed my ass.
I was fo yea's old.
So ee-n-ways i was in da slamma wen i met ma main homie , C-ompton.
That nigguh dope as fuk, he fo yeas old too, and he caught for deelin that suga to some uh the hood nigguhs. ... Read more ...
Dis is how a hood nigguh made it big in the wizznurld.
U c i was razed in da streetz, h-o double dizzle since bizzirth. Yall know wa im sayin ? BRAP BRAP
Yall c i waz deelin sinze i was jus a yung thug.
Deelin out that mary j uana, at the tenda age of 3 yizzless, wooord, reppin the east cizzoast, yall know wha im saayyin.
Anywayz i got my ass busted when i was just a yung soldia deelin some of dat herb to one uh my main nigguhs, the po po came and bus'sed my ass.
I was fo yea's old.
So ee-n-ways i was in da slamma wen i met ma main homie , C-ompton.
That nigguh dope as fuk, he fo yeas old too, and he caught for deelin that suga to some uh the hood nigguhs. ... Read more ...
Wednesday, July 13th, 2011, 05:53pm EDT
It was an ordinary day just like any other day, except it was different than any other day.
I woke up , the red breasted robins were carrying out a jolly tune, and it really fucking pissed me off because i hate when birds open their god damn beak things.
I arose from my kingdom commonly known as my bed, to go eat, because i was fucking hungry. So i went down stairs gotta get my bowl, gotta have myself some fucking cereal.
Anyways.
Later i log on to ebaums and someone said " Hey , you know all those shit butthurt bloggers that whine about anything and get really butthurt by anything someone writes, such as the blog you will write in the future titled " The day the shit bloggers left"" , well they made their own gay website where they can talk about things that matter to them."
Things such as
Meth/Crack addictions ... Read more ...
I woke up , the red breasted robins were carrying out a jolly tune, and it really fucking pissed me off because i hate when birds open their god damn beak things.
I arose from my kingdom commonly known as my bed, to go eat, because i was fucking hungry. So i went down stairs gotta get my bowl, gotta have myself some fucking cereal.
Anyways.
Later i log on to ebaums and someone said " Hey , you know all those shit butthurt bloggers that whine about anything and get really butthurt by anything someone writes, such as the blog you will write in the future titled " The day the shit bloggers left"" , well they made their own gay website where they can talk about things that matter to them."
Things such as
Meth/Crack addictions ... Read more ...
Saturday, June 18th, 2011, 02:35pm EDT
This is how i see some of the ebaums staff.
This is what i think they look like.
First off we'll start with "The one" Jfetus.
Im pretty sure he's a big deal or some shit.
So since he's the one and he rules them all...
Im assuming he's not actually a person but a ring worn by anyone.
Secondly we'll take a look at my father frank or e2therock.
Someone told me he looked like harry potter , i think he hates me because he called me a stalker once.
Third we'll have a look at ... Read more ...
This is what i think they look like.
First off we'll start with "The one" Jfetus.
Im pretty sure he's a big deal or some shit.
So since he's the one and he rules them all...
Im assuming he's not actually a person but a ring worn by anyone.
Secondly we'll take a look at my father frank or e2therock.
Someone told me he looked like harry potter , i think he hates me because he called me a stalker once.
Third we'll have a look at ... Read more ...
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