Captains Log, Stardate 3192009.5

Here i sit Crushed Red Pepperless with my delicious beef chili.  I keep searching and searching for my delicious Crushed Red Peppers. Alas, i find it empty in the trash can...then, I storm into my roommates room so i can yell at his sorry ass, yet i find another very disturbing image.  I saw him sitting there with his pants around his ankle masterbating to shemale porn.. i walk out in disgust and have not seen him since...

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