Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."Priest: "What have you done my child?"Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"Girl: "Because he touched my hand."Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)Girl: "Yes father."Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."Girl: "Then he touched my breast."Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)Girl: "Yes father."Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)Girl: "Yes father."Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didnt like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didnt often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each. Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbits wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine. Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have ... Read more ...

Sex for the first time A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and havedinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, thegirl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she wouldlike to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, sohe takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. Thepharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boyeverything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmac ... Read more ...

The Cannibal Test Three men who were lost in the forest were captured bycannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they couldlive if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to goto the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. Soall three men went separate ways to gather fruits.The first one came back and said to the king, I brought tenapples. The king then explained the trial to him. You have toshove the fruits up your butt without any expression on yourface or youll be eaten.The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced outin pain, so he was killed.The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When theking explained the trial to him he thought to himself that thisshould be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on theninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first oneasked, Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it? Thesecond one re ... Read more ...