I found a glitch that's making me lose out on possibly thousands of ereps. This may also be screwing you other uploaders over, so pay attention ;)

Notice the amounts of ereps I have in the first pic. Then look at how many hits I have on the top two features. Looking at how much the hits have gone up (in the second picture), I should have gained 4200 points. I am certain of this. But If you look at how many points I have gained, I have gained quite a bit less than 4200. I explain it fully here:

ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/899482/

I have a strange talent. I can catch flies with one hand. I’m sure other people can do it, but no one I know can. The trick is to have a quick hand and to move it under the fly and shoot it up really fast and grab it. You can’t swat at it because you push the air (which must feel like a 120mph gust to the thing) and scare it away. That’s why swatters have those holes in them. I have this other theory that it can sense when its being watched, so I sort of pretend that I don’t see it, or look away and then pounce, or try to send it some psychic message that I’m its friend. Snatching them only works like 30% of the time, but I just make a couple more snatches and I get it. They very rarely get away and when they do I find them again and get them. Mosquitoes are easy as hell to catch; fruit flies are pretty easy; those regular houseflies are the hardest, but I usually don’t try to get them because they& ... Read more ...

A palindrome is a word, sequence of numbers, sentence, or phrase that reads the same in either direction. For example, “racecar” is a palindrome (racecar is racecar backwards). The following is a 222 word palindrome written by one of my favorite comedians, Demetri Martin. That’s right, the whole thing reads the same in either direction. Punctuation is not mirrored (that would be just TOO much). If you really feel like checking it (and wasting your time), just take two fingers, put them on either end, and go up and down matching up every letter until your fingers meet in middle.

“Dammit I’m Mad” – By, Demetri Martin

Dammit I'm mad.
Evil is a deed as I l ... Read more ...

I saw this group called "Louisiana Babes." They want you to post pictures of Louisiana chicks. I joined it just to submit a few pictures of some real chunkers. I mean... it's Louisiana. Geez, why were they so specific anyways? Anyone else feel like joining to bombard them with more pictures or just to see? Here's the link:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/groups/view/977

Btw, no offence if you're from Louisiana.

This is a 100% true story that actually happened to me.

When I was 14 years old I was up to no good like lots of boys my age. I was already pretty heavy into drugs and pointless vandalism was also appealing. One day at school while rolling a joint at lunchtime this guy pulls out this weird pin with a loop on the end of it and used it to pack the weed down the joint. I was used to using a pencil or whatever I could find as a packer, but this thing was awesome. It was thin, fit in smaller joints, and you could attach it to a keychain! Turns out that he was using was the pin that you pull out of a fire extinguisher before you use it. My buddies and I then decided to go raid the entire school for these pins. We took them off of every fire extinguisher hanging on the walls of the school. Some were sold and some were used, but eventually t ... Read more ...