I have just witnessed the most GAY, RIDICULOUS, and MOST WORTHLESS video of my entire history of using the internet. I was expecting something totally fucking stupid when I opened the video, "Kid Dances Like a Fool", but this fat, guillo-wannabe, cock-slurping piece of shit has taught me something: you can't expect to go looking around on websites and not expect to find something that will scar you. I mean, I've wanked to 2 Girls 1 Cup, 4 Girls Fingerpainting, Tubgirl, etc. I've even had a pleasant time watching the final rounds of the BME Pain Olympics, but this has made me die more than a little inside. Now I'm going to have nightmares about some fat gay kid waving his arms around his head and shaking his flabby ass around in front of a camera. Who expects to find friends if you lock yourself in your room playing shitty music and shake your gellatenous nipples in front of a camera!? He was fucking serious, and even asked for people to subscribe to that s ... Read more ...

Attention, chain-mail forwarders...

So basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. Fuck them. If you're going to forward something, at least send something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some "omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.

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