When I was young I wanted to be rich.
When I was rich I wanted to be happy.
When I was happy I wanted to be in love.
When I was in love I wanted to be important.
When I was important I wanted to be left alone.
When I was left alone I wanted to be remembered.
When I was remembered I was old
When I was old I missed being young .
I guess I will tell a true story and see how that goes.
So I have a beautiful child that I love dearly . We were invited to my friends house with the sleep over implied. Other children were invited and it was really fun for the kids.On the deck of the house there was a hot tub and all the kids wanted to play. I agreed and the junior pool party began.The owner of the house was really relaxed about all the kids in the tub. I said don't you worry about them ....Well you know ?
Pissing in the tub?
He said no I have some test strips that can tell me if anyone pees in the pool. Uric acid shows up right away.
I thought dammit these kids have no ... Read more ...
I just wanted to let you know that at sometime during your rating spree this morning you somehow managed to miss one of mine.It is on the second page of the highest rated videos roughly a third of the way down.It would mean a great deal to me if you could find it in your heart to go back through my submissions and one star that as well.I appreciate the fact that you rate my videos consistently with just the one star as I am trying to end up with a matched set.So whenever you can get back around to me it was the second page ,highest rated videos, roughly one third of the way down..
Thanks,
baddozer
STELLA AWARDS
It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right?That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy.Here are the Stella's for the past year:7TH PLACE:Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store own ... Read more ...
You are home alone, and you hear on the news about the profile of a murderer who is on the loose. You look out the sliding glass doors to your backyard, and you notice a man standing out in the snow. He fits the profile of the murderer exactly, and he is smiling at you. You gulp, picking up the phone to your right and dialing 911. You look back out the glass as you press the phone to your ear, and notice he is much closer to you now. You then drop the phone in shock.
There are no footprints in the snow. It's his reflection