Only in Europe can you see an animal rights activist enjoy watching a bull be tortured to death.
Only in Europe can you see 90% of the population have rotting teeth.
Only in Europe can a nations President date a model.
Only in Europe can a nations leader execute millions of their own people.
Only in Europe can you find the Pope's house.
Only in Europe can you find a continent rebuilt by America.
Only in Europe can you find a continent that should only be speaking German but isn't.
Only in Europe can you find a people that hate Americans yet worship American culture.
Only in Europe can you find people who claim to be hard-working yet have 7 hour work days with a three hour nap in the middle.
Only in Europe can you find the best looking prostitutes in the world.
Only in Europe can you find countries with more then 3 official languages.
Only in Europe can you countries that need water wash their streets with high pressure water hoses every night.
Only in Europe can you see a car T-Bone another car while both travel at speeds slower then 40 km/ 25 mph.
Only in Europe can you see a celebrity ejaculate onto a recently slain animal.
Only in Europe can you see politicians dressed as chickens.
Only in Europe can you see a dildo used as a serious television prop.
Only in Europe is it socially unexceptable to jog.
Only in Europe will a cop light your joint for you.
