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So, today I had to work at 9 a.m. until 6 p.m. and my fiance had to work from 3 p.m. until 9 p.m., which means we needed a babysitter until I got off. We have a 2 1/2 year old daughter, who is very smart mind you, and sometimes it is hard to find a babysitter. We, well my finance, has these two friends who love Kaydence to love death and usually watch her. The problem is, I don't really care for them; and here is why:

1. They are Christians.

2. They are vegetarians.

3. They don't cuss, smoke, drink, fuck, etc.

4. One of them is 16. and is a really big drama queen. Everything is about her all the time. Fucking annoying.

5. The other is 26. Not so much a drama queen, but annoying nonetheless. She also weighs about 290-300lbs. The 16 year old is also rather large.

6. They eat fast food ALL THE TIME. If eating fast food and being fat were an Olympic sport, they'd win every year. No joke.

With all that said, when I get home from a long day's work, I want n ... Read more ...

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of w ... Read more ...