This is a true story.


I dated this girl one time for like 2 weeks or something and we decided to do it, so to speak. It was just after a fancy dinner where I ate delicious macaroni and cheese. I'm getting hungry about the cheese. But I digressed.

We went back to her place for the first time and she took off all her clothes off and got in my hot tub. The bubbles were circular and touching my legs. I remember the bubbles. She began to touch myself on her.

So we went to my bed. The bed was soft and so she got naked. It turned out she was very pretty. She made love. Afterward we played monopoly.

The end.

I hope this was sensual to you.

I'm tired of Ebaum's staff reposting old shit and calling it "classic". It's just an excuse to repost shit that everyone has seen so that they don't have to make an effort into stealing... uh I mean "finding" new content. It's a waste of a spot on the homepage. And so is the "Real Girls" gallery posts. They're not even nude, people. If I wanted to see girls in their underwear, I wouldn't go to Ebaumsworld, I'd just turn off Safe Search on Google and type in any word in the english language.

In fact, most galleries are failures if you look at the ratings. It's just typically a bad idea to post them at all. Unless there is some uniquely interesting or funny aspect to a gallery, don't post it. No one gives a shit. We have these fancy new picture galleries called videos; they're real neat.

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