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Thursday, August 21st, 2008, 11:40pm EDT

A baby in Oklahoma is dead after being attacked by a Labrador retriever puppy.

Police say the baby was mauled by the Labrador at the boy's home when he was left unattended in a swing by the dog.

Authorities also say that the child's 17-year-old mother was so distraught that she had to be hospitalized.

The baby was killed at the scene, and the dog was put down.

The child's body was taken to the Medical Examiner's office. Cops say they will forward their investigation to the district attorney to determine whether criminal charges are warranted.

The dog will likely be put to sleep.

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Wednesday, August 13th, 2008, 11:08am EDT

The Cowboy Whisperer
Cowboy: 'That your dog?'
Indian: 'Yep.'
Cowboy: 'Mind if I speak to him?'
Indian: 'Dog no talk.'
Cowboy: 'Hey dog, how's it going?'
Dog: 'Doin' all right.'
Indian: (Look of shock!)
Cowboy: 'Is this Indian your owner?' (Pointing at the Indian)
Dog: 'Yep.'
Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?'
Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
Indian: (Look of total disbelief)
Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Indian: 'Horse no talk.'
Cowboy: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool.'
Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)
Cowboy: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing to the Indian)
Horse: 'Yep.' Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?'
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather.
Indian: (Look of total amazement)
Cowboy: 'Mind if I ... Read more ...

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Tuesday, August 12th, 2008, 10:13pm EDT

Okay so this is for the blog story contest..

I thought for a while and could not think of anything to write about, then I had the idea too write about the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me I hope you enjoy!

Okay so anyone who lives in Canada that's reading this will know what Canada's wonderland is in Toronto Ontario, for those of you who don't it's Canada's equivalent of 6 flags Darien lake but substantially smaller. Okay so in the water park theres this slide called the black tube or something stupid like that, I don't know why they called it that considering its a florescent pink slide. Okay so it's one of those ones you have to be in a tube to ride the only thing is I was way to small for the tube but they let me on any ways. I sat in the tube and my but sank right down to the bottom. So I'm already deathly afraid of water slides I have no idea why I was here. There supposed to check these things for nails or sharp things sticking up apparently? rig ... Read more ...

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Friday, August 8th, 2008, 03:15pm EDT

Today is my birthday, i turn 19 and aparently it is a lucky day for chinesse people. today people in china are getting married and everything today in hopes of good luck, and aparently having an 8 in your birthday anywhere is lucky and i have three today. (: So i went out and bought a lottery ticket that i won 230$. lucky me so i bought a lotto 6/49 ticket for tonights draw and hopfully i get lucky on that (:.

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Thursday, August 7th, 2008, 11:21pm EDT

     Hey, I know theres alot of jackasses out there who will comment on this but I was just wondering what all you educated politicaly involved people out there thought about the ellection so far. (:
     My fears are that we have all three elected offices filled by liberals bent on raising taxes, passing marriage rights for gays and allowing for the further withdrawal of troops from Iraq as well as nominating liberals to the Supreme Court.
      For any one who comes here posting stupid comments that no one cares about, this is a place for educated people to have grown up discusions not you little pricks. (: Go ahead and comment on my bad grammer as well see if i give a fuck.

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