Have any of you ever met or knew a family member who shared things with you that were a little too personal or mabey they were a little senile.
I love my grandpa but unfortuantly I fear hes developing dementia in his old age hes always yelling at everybody and getting cranky. My popa tells me things I just dont need to know. For instance when I was in 9th grade watching the dumb teen movies at the time american pie road trip I felt I should go out and lose my virginity and of course it never happened that early because I was a pimpl face gawky teenager. So since I feel I can talk to my popa about anything he proceeds to tell me he didnt lose his virginity until he was 19 in the navy with a japanese prostitute you think this is bad he then adds but the first time I had sex I didnt ejaculate! My ears burned so bad I thought they were going to fall off it was probably the top grossest thing ive heard a 75 year old say of course hes about 80 now.
My popa also once told my brother the reason blac ... Read more ...
Every day I see some nut some bimbo attached to their phone. Cellphones are like parasites that never go away! It pisses me off when Im speaking to someone and Im cut off by a stupid phone call wtf and the person you were talking to is all like no im not doing anything. Thats usually when I grab the cellphone from their hand and shove it up their ass but even then they manage to answer . Look people I undersand there great for emergencys but when people use them like land lines it pisses me off! are your lives so sad you have to talk to your dumbass friends 24.7 serously dont you ever have a moment to yourself? Im not old im 20 ok and I think there over used and over priced and every socialite should have the antena ramed into there eardrum as a form of punishment for being a disturbance to my peace. Serously when I was a kid cell phones were a luxury and they looked like regular phones the plans were probably shity the reception was crap. What Im saying is most people have land lines and a cellphone and ... Read more ...
I just want to share a few good memorys in my youth one such was when I was in 9th grade I was walking home from school and behold I saw a feild full of porn .....Yes this is true my apartment complex was next to a vacant feild where a homless man had been liveing aparently this man had alot of time on his hands lol. Any ways Being 13 or 14 I was excited it was like I had hit the jack pot so I told my friend and we stole all the porn from this homless man who wasnt home even though he was homless he had a cardboard house. I tried to sneek it in but my mom cought me and rolled her eyes she didnt really care but she gave the more hardcore ones to my cousin and called the cops on the guy probably for my safety that and anyone else walking by. Now that I look at it, i reminds me of the hobbit when bilbo steals the one ring lol