Okay, this is easy. All I have to do is jerk off into a little plastic cup. That's easy. I jerk off into an old t-shirt three times a day. This is no problem. Why am I so nervous? Is there a camera in here? I'd better just make sure. I'd hate to come across a youtube video in a few weeks of me trying really hard to jerk off and then not being able to. That would suck. Then when I went out places, people would be like, "Hey, it's the tryin' to jerk off guy!". Nobody wants to be known as the tryin' to jerk off guy. Okay, I don't see any cameras. That mirror looks a little suspicious, though. Let's just get this over with. Okay, I just have to think of something hot and sexy. They've got some porn magazines here. That might help. Let's see here: Playboy? No. Nobody jerks off to Playboy. That's a gentleman's magazine. Hustler? That's more like it. Hmm. I don't think there are any Asian chicks in this one, though. Aw, dammit. Now I'm just thinking about all the other dudes who have jerked ... Read more ...
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