Becoming Illegal

> The Honorable George Voinovich
> 524 Hart Senate Office Building
> Washington, DC 20510
> (202) 224-3353
>
> Dear Sen. George Voinovich,
>
> As a native Ohioan and excellent customer of the
> Internal Revenue Service,
> I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have
> contacted the Department
> of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the
> process for becoming an
> illegal alien and they referred me to you. My
> primary reason for wishing
> to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal
> alien stems from the bill
> which was recently passed by the Senate and for
> which you voted.
> If my understanding of this bill's provisions is
> accurate, as an illegal
> alien who has been in the United States for five
> years, all I need to do
> to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and ... Read more ...