It's all a fucked reality. And today is my cat's burfday...

Hi guys! I hope that your holidays are going freaking awesome. I'm drinking beer and hanging out with the birthday tabby.

Unquestionably, beer has enjoyed remarkable popularity with casual drinkers over the recent years. Major breweries continually enjoy outstanding sales numbers from year to year and vie to reach out to beer-haters with exciting new products (Editor's note: this last statement is highly questionable). Microbreweries are thriving and hold steady in an unprecedented number. With an equal number of imports, micros are finding their ways into clubs and bars, standing shoulder to shoulder (or "bottle to bottle") with staple American brews. Anymore, it seems that there is a beer for everyone...

...Or is there? Cheap gimmicks seem the order of the day. For a brief while, it was American beers which were suplemented with additives such as taurine and ginsing. Eventually, some bright spark decided to cash in on America's collective alcoholism AND the growing popularity of energy drinks, offering "beers" such as Sparks. While these beverages might make the average drinker vomit in their mouths a little, they re ... Read more ...

Here's my take on the topic du jour... First, you must watch this video:

http://www.adultswim.com/video/index.html?section=Other&collectionID=8a2505951d1a2751011d261779af007d

Just watch it, it's only like 3:30 long and is funny as hell. If you require a more in-depth study, just watch all five of Babycakes' Diaries. Continuing...

If you did watch the video, then you most probably see that Musichopper is startlingly similar to Babycakes. My theory: Musichopper was the inspiration for Babycakes. I shall now illustrate the most damning arguments:

1) Babycakes is large, fat, and bald-headed... Sound familiar? That's right: Musichopper.

2) Both Musichopper and Babycakes reference drinking beer and eating shitty food all the time.

3) Both seem to have a weird, misguided understanding of sex.

4) Babycakes plays D&D; Musichopper plays Guildwars. Interesting...

5) Both are musicians (in their own minds at the very least).

I will add more should ... Read more ...

I'm not going to attempt to be funny here or anything; these are only going to be my thoughts.

I am fucking sick of everything. I'm trying to enter the workforce and it is driving me mad. Today, I went to an interview to be a manager at a local fitness center; it would be a great job, but I doubt I'll land it. Additionally, I've applied at roughly fifty places lately. This is a horrible area and time to find a job. Fuck this! I don't want a bunch of DVDs, an XBox360, a HD-TV, or a new car! Dude, I've been living without that stuff with no problem forever.

Really, I know that I'm unoriginal and stupid for saying this, but I want something else... I don't want to live my early life working for Fred Meyer while eating macaroni and cheese, in hopes of advancing to a slightly better job where I can afford to eat out at shitty restaurants almost every night. In fact, I don't want anything of that nature. It's not the fact that I was raised in the 90's that makes me not want to wear a suit, it's jus ... Read more ...

Howdy!

I've been getting some comments and PMs that indicate that I must somehow view myself as "hardcore". While I really don't care what most of you think, I do hate the accusation as I cannot stand anti-psuedo-hardcore people. I appreciate that the blog section isn't a personal bulleting board, I MUST stress unto readers that I am about as hardcore as the cast of The Golden Girls.

Here's a breakdown of the average day in Haus Danzig:

I usually awake from 8:00am to 2:00pm, before showering and brushing my teef (only if I feel frisky). Then I feed the cat. Thereafter, it is daily job-hunt time. After about ten minutes of job-hunting, I commence "special time". Special time consists of watching Father Ted shows with my cat while drinking tea. Usually, this extra-awesome rollercoaster of thrills lasts until I pass out in the early morning. Even better, I do all of this while wearing big, fluffy slippers that are shaped like tigers.

Don't believe me? Here's what I did so far today ... Read more ...